Camonk      You can judge a man by his enemies.
This dude's enemies are made out of cardboard. Just sayin'.
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Goober     Extra star for the dropping blinds. Neighbors like this guy make me afraid of home ownership.
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takewithfood Dropping blinds? I see a garage door close at the very end, but that's it.
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Volbard      I have to admit, that would be terrifying.
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Mister Yuck      What is he trying to prove to 'gun guys'? That if you surprise stab a cardboard guy with your knife, that cardboard guy will be hell of stabbed?
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Xero      I'm wondering who would hide behind a bush or tree in the park and charge me with a knife. I'm also wondering about "gun guys".
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sosage      Hiding behind trees? Those were plowed down in order to prop up your McMansion community.
I would have accepted, "hiding behind the car in the spot our HOA has designated as being a no parking zone I GOTCHA HIYAH!"
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Vicious So single story modified ranch = McMansion now? Good to know.
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Scynne I'm left wondering: why is this the 21 foot "rule?"
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THA SUGAH RAIN FYI: That is the avg time and distance it takes for someone to unholster a weapon.
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Volbard So, it's better to have a knife? Are those quicker to draw, or are you supposed to block his knife with your own?
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The Mothership      Um, has nobody else noticed that he clearly identifies his knife as being manufactured by Cold Steel? Tag, please.
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The Mothership Also, note the swing set; this man has children, or wishes to entice them into his backyard.
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oddeye      There is no way in hell he was moving fast enough to not get shot point blank in the chest. He'd have to surprise some pretty inept boy scouts to stand a chance.
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petep      fucking HIKERS
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Jet Bin Fever      If only his opponents could duck, roll, block or sidestep he'd be in one hell of a bloody business.
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mashedtater and..its gone
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mashedtater dont make me beat you up sug! you know i totally could!
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Old_Zircon      Just hangin out...
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