You can judge a man by his enemies.
This dude's enemies are made out of cardboard. Just sayin'.
Extra star for the dropping blinds. Neighbors like this guy make me afraid of home ownership.
Dropping blinds? I see a garage door close at the very end, but that's it.
I have to admit, that would be terrifying.
|Mister Yuck |
What is he trying to prove to 'gun guys'? That if you surprise stab a cardboard guy with your knife, that cardboard guy will be hell of stabbed?
I'm wondering who would hide behind a bush or tree in the park and charge me with a knife. I'm also wondering about "gun guys".
Hiding behind trees? Those were plowed down in order to prop up your McMansion community.
I would have accepted, "hiding behind the car in the spot our HOA has designated as being a no parking zone I GOTCHA HIYAH!"
So single story modified ranch = McMansion now? Good to know.
I'm left wondering: why is this the 21 foot "rule?"
THA SUGAH RAIN
FYI: That is the avg time and distance it takes for someone to unholster a weapon.
So, it's better to have a knife? Are those quicker to draw, or are you supposed to block his knife with your own?
|The Mothership |
Um, has nobody else noticed that he clearly identifies his knife as being manufactured by Cold Steel? Tag, please.
Also, note the swing set; this man has children, or wishes to entice them into his backyard.
There is no way in hell he was moving fast enough to not get shot point blank in the chest. He'd have to surprise some pretty inept boy scouts to stand a chance.
|Jet Bin Fever |
If only his opponents could duck, roll, block or sidestep he'd be in one hell of a bloody business.
dont make me beat you up sug! you know i totally could!
Just hangin out...
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