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Desc:Crazy Christian is going to break this wide open. Sh*t just got real.
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:conspiracy, oprah, open your eyes, eckhart tolle, OPEN THEM
Submitted:BorrowedSolution
Date:05/09/10
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Comment count is 22
pastorofmuppets
In the church of Oprah, the pope hat is a wig and the sermons are all shit you say when you're on mushrooms.
pastorofmuppets
apparently i was wrong about the wig. i guess you learn something new every day, even when you really don't want to.

poetry publishing guide
From 5:53 on is particularly great-- OMG, what can we as Christians do to stop a "U.S. Department of Peace" from being established?!
poetry publishing guide
Also, I'd love to get a copy of the "Don't Drink the Kool-Aid" book. Oprah, Obama, Occult. Oprah, Obama, Occult. No Roger, no Rerun, no Rent.

I'm so glad this video didn't let me down by failing to end with the ridiculous portentous music that is the calling card of all YouTube conspiracy vids.

THA SUGAH RAIN
OPRAH AND OBAMA, FIVE LETTERS EACH, AND THEY RHYME! COINCIDENCE?!??!?!?
BorrowedSolution
Oprahbama?!?! What's happening to MY America?!?!?!

IrishWhiskey
This is one of those videos where you have to adopt a certain mindset for it to make any sense. I look at the clip of Oprah talking and say "Well there's a woman that thinks there's more than one way to God. I disagree with some of her NewAge views, but its a common viewpoint". Whereas the intended audience sees "Here is a woman waging war on Christianity through a mind control Illuminati Department of Peace as part of the End Times."

Its like watching Primer for the second time. Only instead of thinking hard about causality, you have to drink a gallon of paint-thinner.
SteamPoweredKleenex
"Oh, no! It's a sign of the end times where we'll all go up into the sky to meet with Jesus! This is awful!"

"Wait..."

Syd Midnight
Don't forget that all Democrats and everyone left-of-center worships Oprah and believes everything she says. That's crucial.

Caminante Nocturno
It's really easy to make money off of people in this country.
pastorofmuppets
meet the new age
same as the old age

BorrowedSolution
Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.

DJRobotron
Having trouble watching it all. Are the colored lady and the hobbit gonna strip down and do it at some point, or is this just a lot of New Age mouth farts?
Caminante Nocturno
Mouth farts are how hobbits have sex.

memedumpster
I just decided to have a new policy wherein I will immediately choose to believe that anything bad Christianity says about anyone is actually God telling me about Christianity by speaking through them.
BorrowedSolution
You know, I think it says something to that effect in the New Testament.

Camonk
What can we do to stop this US Department of Peace? Cause if there's one thing the Gentle Carpenter would've hated, it's a government trying to spread peace!
Syd Midnight
An army, a "corps" perhaps, of civilians devoted to peaceful volunteer projects. Oh my God I hope that nightmare never happens.

Mister Yuck
All my stars for Eckhart Tolle's missing chin and the beard he tries so hard to replace it with.
charmlessman
I love how everyone in this video is an idiot. EVERYONE.

Chalkdust
stop doing nothing, sitting there and watching TV! better start praying, because that's totally the opposite of sitting there doing nothing!
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