In the church of Oprah, the pope hat is a wig and the sermons are all shit you say when you're on mushrooms.
apparently i was wrong about the wig. i guess you learn something new every day, even when you really don't want to.
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From 5:53 on is particularly great-- OMG, what can we as Christians do to stop a "U.S. Department of Peace" from being established?!
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Also, I'd love to get a copy of the "Don't Drink the Kool-Aid" book. Oprah, Obama, Occult. Oprah, Obama, Occult. No Roger, no Rerun, no Rent.
I'm so glad this video didn't let me down by failing to end with the ridiculous portentous music that is the calling card of all YouTube conspiracy vids.
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OPRAH AND OBAMA, FIVE LETTERS EACH, AND THEY RHYME! COINCIDENCE?!??!?!?
This is one of those videos where you have to adopt a certain mindset for it to make any sense. I look at the clip of Oprah talking and say "Well there's a woman that thinks there's more than one way to God. I disagree with some of her NewAge views, but its a common viewpoint". Whereas the intended audience sees "Here is a woman waging war on Christianity through a mind control Illuminati Department of Peace as part of the End Times."
Its like watching Primer for the second time. Only instead of thinking hard about causality, you have to drink a gallon of paint-thinner.
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It's really easy to make money off of people in this country.
Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.Open your eyes.
Having trouble watching it all. Are the colored lady and the hobbit gonna strip down and do it at some point, or is this just a lot of New Age mouth farts?
I just decided to have a new policy wherein I will immediately choose to believe that anything bad Christianity says about anyone is actually God telling me about Christianity by speaking through them.
You know, I think it says something to that effect in the New Testament.
What can we do to stop this US Department of Peace? Cause if there's one thing the Gentle Carpenter would've hated, it's a government trying to spread peace!
An army, a "corps" perhaps, of civilians devoted to peaceful volunteer projects. Oh my God I hope that nightmare never happens.
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All my stars for Eckhart Tolle's missing chin and the beard he tries so hard to replace it with.
I love how everyone in this video is an idiot. EVERYONE.
stop doing nothing, sitting there and watching TV! better start praying, because that's totally the opposite of sitting there doing nothing!
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