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Desc:Now with 100% more fat female developers
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:video games, christians, No irony
Submitted:Mambazo
Date:05/11/10
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Wonko the Sane
dupe, but stars for flying sharks
Explodotron
I want a CGDC tshirt. Dpad crucifix!
Smellvin
The greifing possibilities of this game are beyond imagination.
bongoprophet
Visions Minimum System Requirements

Windows XP recommended
(Win 7 and Win Vista require a separate installation of DirectX 9c)
2+ GhZ processor
2 GB RAM (system memory) - or 4 GB if running a 64 bit OS
512 MB video RAM (video card memory) with Pixel Shader Graphics 2.0 or higher
2+ GB hard drive space free (this will increase as development continues)
VoilaIntruder
For Comparison, Crysis Minimum System Requirements:
OS - Windows XP or Windows Vista
Processor - 2.8 GHz or faster (XP) or 3.2 GHz or faster* (Vista)
Memory - 1.0 GB RAM (XP) or 1.5 GB RAM (Vista)
Video Card -256 MB**
Hard Drive - 12GB
Sound Card - DirectX 9.0c compatible

However, one of these games has flying sharks.

memedumpster
2 Gig of hard drive space for what!? How many flying sharks are there?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Gluttony.
Xenocide
PALM TREES AND SAND: THE GAME.

Play as one of three classes.

Palm tree.

Sand.

AND COMING SOON: A rock.

Experience the life of a palm tree or some sand in 100 AD.

Meet none of your favorite gospel characters since they were all dead by then.

Maybe there will be a shark.

Some little girl is excited about it!
HarrietTubmanPI
I like how history is separate from biblical history.
Kieran27
Yes, I noticed that too. At least they acknowledge the history of the bible doesn't agree with certain parts of actual documented his... Ah, who am I kidding? They list them seperately because they rank biblical history over just plain old history.

I also like how you're not actually playing a character from biblical times, the game is all a dream or vision... I suppose they do that to make sure you can't disrupt the crucification by tackling the roman guards and getting Jesus out of there. Not that I would do that, I hate escort quests.

phalsebob
Beat me to it. Four stars for that and an extra star for the Sears Portrait Studio shot outta nowhere.

oddeye
Will it be free to play? Please god let it be free to play. I hate having to pay money to waste my nights being an annoying asshole online.
StanleyPain
According to their website, you can only get into the beta by donating money. So, I'm sure that's going well.

APE_GOD
ART DIRECTION.

HOW DOES THAT WORK?
SteamPoweredKleenex
Mostly it involves painting the ceilings of chapels.

Rum Revenge
Makes me wish there was a "Life of Brian" video game.
snothouse
Uh, isn't that the Dali painting behind them, that represents Christ as a woman?
Caminante Nocturno
Some of the sharks fly, but some of them seem to float across the water like hovercrafts.
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