|Wonko the Sane |
dupe, but stars for flying sharks
I want a CGDC tshirt. Dpad crucifix!
The greifing possibilities of this game are beyond imagination.
Visions Minimum System Requirements
Windows XP recommended
(Win 7 and Win Vista require a separate installation of DirectX 9c)
2+ GhZ processor
2 GB RAM (system memory) - or 4 GB if running a 64 bit OS
512 MB video RAM (video card memory) with Pixel Shader Graphics 2.0 or higher
2+ GB hard drive space free (this will increase as development continues)
For Comparison, Crysis Minimum System Requirements:
OS - Windows XP or Windows Vista
Processor - 2.8 GHz or faster (XP) or 3.2 GHz or faster* (Vista)
Memory - 1.0 GB RAM (XP) or 1.5 GB RAM (Vista)
Video Card -256 MB**
Hard Drive - 12GB
Sound Card - DirectX 9.0c compatible
However, one of these games has flying sharks.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
PALM TREES AND SAND: THE GAME.
Play as one of three classes.
AND COMING SOON: A rock.
Experience the life of a palm tree or some sand in 100 AD.
Meet none of your favorite gospel characters since they were all dead by then.
Maybe there will be a shark.
Some little girl is excited about it!
I like how history is separate from biblical history.
Yes, I noticed that too. At least they acknowledge the history of the bible doesn't agree with certain parts of actual documented his... Ah, who am I kidding? They list them seperately because they rank biblical history over just plain old history.
I also like how you're not actually playing a character from biblical times, the game is all a dream or vision... I suppose they do that to make sure you can't disrupt the crucification by tackling the roman guards and getting Jesus out of there. Not that I would do that, I hate escort quests.
Will it be free to play? Please god let it be free to play. I hate having to pay money to waste my nights being an annoying asshole online.
According to their website, you can only get into the beta by donating money. So, I'm sure that's going well.
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
|Rum Revenge |
Makes me wish there was a "Life of Brian" video game.
Uh, isn't that the Dali painting behind them, that represents Christ as a woman?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Some of the sharks fly, but some of them seem to float across the water like hovercrafts.
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