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Wonko the Sane - 2010-05-11

dupe, but stars for flying sharks

Explodotron - 2010-05-11

I want a CGDC tshirt. Dpad crucifix!

Smellvin - 2010-05-11

The greifing possibilities of this game are beyond imagination.

bongoprophet - 2010-05-11

Visions Minimum System Requirements

Windows XP recommended
(Win 7 and Win Vista require a separate installation of DirectX 9c)
2+ GhZ processor
2 GB RAM (system memory) - or 4 GB if running a 64 bit OS
512 MB video RAM (video card memory) with Pixel Shader Graphics 2.0 or higher
2+ GB hard drive space free (this will increase as development continues)

VoilaIntruder - 2010-05-11

For Comparison, Crysis Minimum System Requirements:
OS - Windows XP or Windows Vista
Processor - 2.8 GHz or faster (XP) or 3.2 GHz or faster* (Vista)
Memory - 1.0 GB RAM (XP) or 1.5 GB RAM (Vista)
Video Card -256 MB**
Hard Drive - 12GB
Sound Card - DirectX 9.0c compatible

However, one of these games has flying sharks.

memedumpster - 2010-05-11

2 Gig of hard drive space for what!? How many flying sharks are there?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-11


Xenocide - 2010-05-11


Play as one of three classes.

Palm tree.



Experience the life of a palm tree or some sand in 100 AD.

Meet none of your favorite gospel characters since they were all dead by then.

Maybe there will be a shark.

Some little girl is excited about it!

HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-05-11

I like how history is separate from biblical history.

Kieran27 - 2010-05-11

Yes, I noticed that too. At least they acknowledge the history of the bible doesn't agree with certain parts of actual documented his... Ah, who am I kidding? They list them seperately because they rank biblical history over just plain old history.

I also like how you're not actually playing a character from biblical times, the game is all a dream or vision... I suppose they do that to make sure you can't disrupt the crucification by tackling the roman guards and getting Jesus out of there. Not that I would do that, I hate escort quests.

phalsebob - 2010-05-11

Beat me to it. Four stars for that and an extra star for the Sears Portrait Studio shot outta nowhere.

oddeye - 2010-05-11

Will it be free to play? Please god let it be free to play. I hate having to pay money to waste my nights being an annoying asshole online.

StanleyPain - 2010-05-11

According to their website, you can only get into the beta by donating money. So, I'm sure that's going well.

APE_GOD - 2010-05-11



SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-05-11

Mostly it involves painting the ceilings of chapels.

Rum Revenge - 2010-05-11

Makes me wish there was a "Life of Brian" video game.

snothouse - 2010-05-11

Uh, isn't that the Dali painting behind them, that represents Christ as a woman?

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-11

Some of the sharks fly, but some of them seem to float across the water like hovercrafts.

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