Wonko the Sane 
dupe, but stars for flying sharks
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Explodotron
I want a CGDC tshirt. Dpad crucifix!
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Smellvin
The greifing possibilities of this game are beyond imagination.
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bongoprophet
Visions Minimum System Requirements
Windows XP recommended
(Win 7 and Win Vista require a separate installation of DirectX 9c)
2+ GhZ processor
2 GB RAM (system memory) - or 4 GB if running a 64 bit OS
512 MB video RAM (video card memory) with Pixel Shader Graphics 2.0 or higher
2+ GB hard drive space free (this will increase as development continues)
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VoilaIntruder For Comparison, Crysis Minimum System Requirements:
OS - Windows XP or Windows Vista
Processor - 2.8 GHz or faster (XP) or 3.2 GHz or faster* (Vista)
Memory - 1.0 GB RAM (XP) or 1.5 GB RAM (Vista)
Video Card -256 MB**
Hard Drive - 12GB
Sound Card - DirectX 9.0c compatible
However, one of these games has flying sharks.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Gluttony.
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Xenocide
PALM TREES AND SAND: THE GAME.
Play as one of three classes.
Palm tree.
Sand.
AND COMING SOON: A rock.
Experience the life of a palm tree or some sand in 100 AD.
Meet none of your favorite gospel characters since they were all dead by then.
Maybe there will be a shark.
Some little girl is excited about it!
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HarrietTubmanPI
I like how history is separate from biblical history.
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Kieran27 Yes, I noticed that too. At least they acknowledge the history of the bible doesn't agree with certain parts of actual documented his... Ah, who am I kidding? They list them seperately because they rank biblical history over just plain old history.
I also like how you're not actually playing a character from biblical times, the game is all a dream or vision... I suppose they do that to make sure you can't disrupt the crucification by tackling the roman guards and getting Jesus out of there. Not that I would do that, I hate escort quests.
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oddeye
Will it be free to play? Please god let it be free to play. I hate having to pay money to waste my nights being an annoying asshole online.
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StanleyPain According to their website, you can only get into the beta by donating money. So, I'm sure that's going well.
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APE_GOD
ART DIRECTION.
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
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Rum Revenge
Makes me wish there was a "Life of Brian" video game.
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snothouse
Uh, isn't that the Dali painting behind them, that represents Christ as a woman?
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Caminante Nocturno
Some of the sharks fly, but some of them seem to float across the water like hovercrafts.
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