|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Jesus, just retire already.
I've never wanted to actively backhand Oprah before. But that comparison..ugh.
Justin Bieber has about as much soul as a corpse.
Fucking hell I don't know who or what Bieber is but I seriously hate his guts already.
Did Bieber get popular on YouTube and start using an autotuner after he hit puberty? Cause it really sounds like it.
After he started his work with Diddy.
To be fair he does have a considerable singing talent, and could well bloom into a great artist if he develops some sense of integrity.
Also, I don't think his producers are a good influence, judging by how they take this inspired song, and heartfelt performance...:
... and turn it into this godawful sHit:
That being said, comparing him to all these stars is just crazy.. it would be like awarding Obama the Nobel Peace prize or something..
...... Comparing this Auto-tuned teenager who looks twelve years old to Sinatra and Elvis? I think Oprah needs some history lessons. Or, at least share with me what your smoking Oprah.
|Hammer Falls |
Yeah, because Aaron Carter's star just continues to rise, as well.
|wtf japan |
It's too bad Sinatra isn't still alive because I think it's about time for Oprah to have a little accident.
This comparison is ridiculous. Obviously Bieber isn't as big as all those other starts. He is as big as all those other stars MULTIPLIED by each other! He might even be as big as Hanson someday.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Remember when Oprah got tricked into repeating 4chan memes on he show?
I'm just kinda wtf because it feels like she skipped a generation there...but wtf was good in the 90's and 2K's? Ok. Nevermind.
She must be trying really hard to instill brand loyalty in the newborn to eight-year-old demographic, or possibly pedophiles. Chris Hansen showed her that 99% of humans want to fuck children, so there's money to be made.
Stick around for the fear inducing PSA after the fear inducing oprah shit.
Sort of like comparing Twilight to the Beatles. Which Oprah did. Or comparing the Beatles to Jesus, which the Beatles did.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Hyperinflated meaningless commercialized bullshit. If Oprah ever had significance, she has squandered it and even morons will pick up on it soon enough.
Wait a second. 0:16, did he just kiss his hand, then hiel?
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