James Woods      incredible
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Koda Maja Hmm... that's an awfully long green light.
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Cheese     Zim?
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Architeuthis Tux      Oh home state. How I don't miss you.
At all.
Though I'm a little surprised to see a Zim on the police force of Columbia.
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kingofthenothing      He moved over 25 feet in 5 seconds! That means he could do the 40 yard dash in under 24 seconds! Lookout world! He must have been wearing Boots of Blinding Speed!
On a serious note, though - his family says he chickened out. That has to hurt.
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memedumpster      Giving tasers to cops had the same effect as voting in a black president out from under Republicans, it showed us in public what pieces of shit we all knew they were in private.
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K. Brass      To be fair to the cops, he was going to jump off anyway.
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nemeses9      "missouri loves company"
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Menudo con queso      Whaddaya know, actual journalism in local news. Will wonders never cease?
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