incredible

Hmm... that's an awfully long green light.

Zim?

Oh home state. How I don't miss you.

At all.

Though I'm a little surprised to see a Zim on the police force of Columbia.

He moved over 25 feet in 5 seconds! That means he could do the 40 yard dash in under 24 seconds! Lookout world! He must have been wearing Boots of Blinding Speed!

On a serious note, though - his family says he chickened out. That has to hurt.

Giving tasers to cops had the same effect as voting in a black president out from under Republicans, it showed us in public what pieces of shit we all knew they were in private.

To be fair to the cops, he was going to jump off anyway.

"missouri loves company"

Whaddaya know, actual journalism in local news. Will wonders never cease?