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Comment count is 43
facek - 2010-05-12

These stars are for the annotations, especially the one at 0:35


Scynne - 2010-05-12

Somewhere, there are (presumably five) mothers who are PROUD of this.


Urkel Forever - 2010-05-12

Quality parenting.


boner - 2010-05-12

They're all over 8? Forget it then I'm not watching.


Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-12

Has this song ever been involved with anything good?

5 stars for the mantis dance at 0:45, even though it was far too brief. The entire routine should have been these girls doing the mantis dance nonstop while a screeching voice repeated "I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!" over and over again for five minutes to a background of screams and red strobe lights.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-05-12

Dude you turned an evil video into something hilarious. The mantis dance was priceless.


pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-12

"has this song ever been involved in anything good"

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=77013

children crying is always good.


pentheus - 2010-05-12

"has this song ever been involved in anything good"

http://martinseay.wordpress.com/2010/03/16/%E2%80%9Cain%E2%80% 99t-got-a-care-in-the-world-but-got-plenty-of-beer-ain%E2%80%99t-g ot-no-money-in-my-pocket-but-i%E2%80%99m-already-here%E2%80%9D/

quoteth:

"�Single Ladies� sets out to divert and defuse the line�s coercive function, not so much by recontextualizing it through wit or double-entendre�a trick which can only work within the fictional world of the song�but instead by repurposing it along with the gesture it prescribes: we�re asked to see the single ladies� hand-raising not as an act of acquiescence to or participation in a social ritual that objectifies them, but instead as a celebratory assertion of individual and collective agency. "


knowless - 2010-05-12

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

dont fuck me and leave?

im not that kind of girl your love is what i prefer/deserve

dont fuck me and leave?

do you think that this display actually encourages people to have any kind of true understanding of loyalty to their sexual partner?

cause to me its a bunch of naked children showin how they work it... or i guess, how they will work it in the near future after they get internet famous.


APE_GOD - 2010-05-12

"has this song ever been involved in anything good"

Sexual literacy.

How does THAT work!?


Camonk - 2010-05-12

"we�re asked to see the single ladies� hand-raising not as an act of acquiescence to or participation in a social ritual that objectifies them, but instead as a celebratory assertion of individual and collective agency."

Worthless Tycho from worthless Penny Arcade is writing worthless music criticism, now?


Syd Midnight - 2010-05-12

Reminder that this is pretty much Caminante's hottest sex fantasy except with better music.


pineapplejuicer - 2010-05-12

they're pretty good dancers and i'm sure they put a lot of work into it...but no. just no.


Reipuman - 2010-05-12

need some directions
I'm at the intersection of ancient Rome and Weimar Berlin.


knowless - 2010-05-12

homosexuality is wrong you pervert heathens.

mantis

DANCE

but training 8 year olds to dance like whores in front of tens of thousands of people is fucking AWESOME!!

mantis dance.

i just dont know what else to say.


mumbly joe - 2010-05-12

all of my stars for mantis dance.


garcet71283 - 2010-05-12

If there is any question in anyone's mind that the western world is going straight to hell, I will show them this video.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-12

Just how many of you fuckers have front page posting rights?





Nikon - 2010-05-12

Well, it is portal of EVIL tv. This is so wrong it buried the needle.


oddeye - 2010-05-12

I have front page rights though I have no idea how the whole system works. I didn't even know there was a hopper till the other day.


Cleaner82 - 2010-05-12

Aaaaaaauuuuuggghhh


memedumpster - 2010-05-12

Zero stars, I'm saving them to trade for the kerosene I'm going to go bathe in now.


kingofthenothing - 2010-05-12

A little young for vocational training, aren't they?


tmavomodry - 2010-05-12

yikes i ain't watching this


phalsebob - 2010-05-12

And then the FBI arrested everyone who applauded.


spikestoyiu - 2010-05-12

Great, now I have a boner at work. Awkward.


fatatty - 2010-05-12

Bratz


twinkieafternoon - 2010-05-12

Come for the misappropriated sexuality.

Stay for the Mantis Dance.


Wonko the Sane - 2010-05-12

The comments

It's too late for me, but save yourselves.


mashedtater - 2010-05-12

my stars go to Seris, who bravely sat through how many of these videos to find this one?


Monkey Napoleon - 2010-05-12

I found this a week or so ago, which means it's one (or more) of the following:

1. A dupe
2. Youtube Featured Video
3. Spammed heavily on 4chan
4. Linked to from a site a typical poe user would visit

I'm gonna guess 3, since 4chan is full of gays and pedos, and those are the two groups who would really enjoy this sort of thing.


Seris - 2010-05-12

I found it through an even worse source: daniel tosh's blog.


frau_eva - 2010-05-12

Good Lord, they're wearing LESS than the original music video. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

Urgh, these girls are really good technically. So sad that their parents may lead their talent down this path.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-12

Fuckin' parenting. How does it work?!

I'm guessing their moms have all had breast implants and are all stage moms.


Timothy A. Bear - 2010-05-13

Now I need to see Beyonce and her dancers perform an homage to this routine complete with hyper-spastic fakey-sexual fierce 'I'm going to kick my brother's ass because he read my diary' girly thrusts, prolonged awkwardly balanced splits, and weird facial expressions.


Colonel Cowlung - 2010-05-12

Sometimes I doubt PoETV's commitment to Sparkle Motion.


The McK - 2010-05-12

It's old and busted, but that reference never stops making me laugh.


flotsam - 2010-05-16

I drew that same parallel.


nemeses9 - 2010-05-12

More please.


La Loco - 2010-05-12

I thought I hated this song more than I ever could. The well just got deeper.


Urburos - 2010-05-13

I can has premature career decisions?


zerobackup - 2010-05-13

NO


Xero - 2010-05-18

Stars for lacking NSFW tag.


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