instant 5 for the fat kid.
This company is quickly descending into psychosis...especialy with the dude stabbing through the car roof.
And the torpedo is fucking retarded...you could do as much damage throwing a much cheaper piece of iron pipe.
Good luck trying to use a metal spike to hunt bunnies.
Rocket Propelled Gut?
|Mike Tyson?! |
It at least looks like it'd be fun to throw at targets in some spare time.
I didn't know fuckin' D&D and Vampire and whatever were famous for flying through the air. What do you mean there's another kind of RPG? Like computers and stuff?
That PS is supposed to be "Watership Down joke" in the brackets all like "insert here"
the fact that they're starting to use aliens and zombies on those wooden torso targets tells me that they're becoming at least a tiny bit self aware.
next up, meat suit.
MacGyver Style Bomb
Or are marketing to people who actually think that they might need to fight off zombies or aliens.
That, or the zombie was meant to be a junkie.
They are not the least bit self aware.
says this is an old video, not a new one. Fatshorts is leaner and has only a mustache not a goatee.
this is a new one, you can tell by the intro, but i don't disagree with you
|Doctor Arcane |
I was kinda hoping they had actually started producing RPGs.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Listen, say what you want to about that fat guy with the stache, but that butterball is deadly at about 15 feet.
Note that there's a cut between every throw, so I'm not inclined to believe he's super deadly.
|Meatsack Jones |
Tie this onion round your belt.
|Mad Struggle |
Four and a half minutes of horrendous throwing technique. "Wind up and throw it as if it were a baseball." Indeed.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
So we're looking at, what, 1d6 bludgeoning damage with a bonus 1d4 piercing? Probably -1 to Dexterity bonus too, by the looks of it.
No no no. They're not enchanted. Don't be foolish.
I'd say 1d4 no matter, either/or. But available to any Power for shurikens or daggers.
Someone please help me
Range: 5ft per Strength Mod
Damage: 1d2 + Strength Mod
I'll bet fatty has to put his throwing arm on ice for 3 days after one of these parking lot chuck-a-thons.
The Cold Steel guys look exactly like what I'd expect them to.
|Syd Midnight |
How are these better than a gun?
I agree, throwing a gun at a rabbit would be just as effective.
|Big Muddy |
If some dumbass is hurling these things at some boards or plastic targets and it flips back at them, they'll really appreciate the resultant depth of puncture I'm sure.
1:58 - WHO'S THAT GUY???
2:06 - AAAAGH HE'S GONE!!!
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