It's just a pamphlet that says "beat them."
"Make sure you tell them about your seedy underworld connections. Let your child know they're worth more to you dead than alive, and keep your statements vague but somewhat descriptive, such as 'you know, just your kidneys alone could help pay off the mortgage' or 'keep this up and you'll be some Saudi prince's bitch by Tuesday.' Make references to pop culture, maybe even movies they've seen without your permission, such as Hostel. Or drive them through a bad neighborhood, and tell them how bad kids sometimes end up fighting pitbulls."
Someone needs to punch that guy in the dick.
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I kept waiting for the punchline, where he smacks those kids in the jaw.
For some reason, his face is more affected by the force of gravity than normal objects.
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His method involves a combination of beatings strategically combined with pee-pee touching.
According to the related videos, some of the methods are :
1. Ignoring your kid when they have a problem with something.
2. Taking away personal items for a few hours.
3. Reading fuckloads of parenting manuals.
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