Steam is a horribly unstable piece of shit, to be sure. -1 star for all of his moaning about having to OMFG change the startup settings for Steam and oh noez Portal ruins my display settings woo-woo-woo I'm sure there's no simple solution for this problem.

Although, it IS a Mac, so there probably isn't a simple solution.

Does he mention torchlight? I couldn't make it past :30

Ha ha he's retarded.

okay well Valve will just take it back then
sorry to inconvenience you, Mac people

HAHA YES. Nice job Valve, you brought PC gaming to the Mac world, and they couldn't figure out how to even download the game and update their video driver. You now have a completely new user base of computer illiterate hipsters, Pandoras Box is opened, and then dashed onto the rocks for good measure.

I almost want to retract every single bad comment i said about invisiblecrane. This guy is an idiot on proportions that only a math expert could figure out.

I've never seen anyone so meticulously document their own learning disability. Kudos to justinsbigidea.

So wait, this isn't satire/trolling?

They expect me to play video games on my one button mouse? Fuck this shit I am going back Final Cut Pro to edit some footage I shot of my beard, splice in a chick squirming on the floor and Pac-Man.

snexwang
6 minutes ago

You ought to shave that beard and grow your hair out. It's really not a great look for a woman.

"I'm dying from all these updates."

There, there, little hipster. Just because your graphics card has never been asked to do more than display streaming pr0n, that's no reason to be a whiner.

"Steam does not deserve to start when my computer starts."

Because unclicking a box to turn that off is too hard?

"It takes over my graphics card settings."

Have you ever played any games before?

"It don't work."

User error. Replace user and press any key.

"I just want to play my free game, how dare they try to advertise other games I might want to play"

You should probably make sure you have a video card good enough to run Portal...

So the awful new Steam interface was made for these people?

This guy's incompetence is a big deal.

5 stars for actually making me side with Chet, Steam et al.

TF2 still sucks my balls, hard.

THE DEVELOPERS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY VIDEO CARD

I can't watch more than 2 minutes of this guy. Ugh.

What the hell, is his Mac a quantum computer that normally downloads a 4Gb game instantly? I'm a big pusstard about downloading stuff like this too, but come on, it wasn't that hard. Also, that "updating" took like four seconds. It actually worked with far less hassle than I normally accept from programs.

It never occurred to me to try Steam on my Mac, I was too busy flipping the hell out about how awesome free drugs are. Thanks, Valve! It seems like it would just be like a giant widget.

I like watching this guy, I think he's funny. But after six minutes, I should have some vague idea of what the fuck "Steam" is! Is it a game? A website? A download manager? I honestly don't have a clue, and I don't know if he does, either.

Steam is stupid, and this guy is substantially stupider.