Oh Russ you are the biggest, hairiest princess of them all.

Too bad it was not a call-in show.

What a sensitive blouse. That other moveable prop Schwarzenegger never spat the dummy about only having one accent. Are you suggesting you're better than Schwarzenegger, Crowe? If so I've some bad news for you, you big hairy doiley.

He is such a misunderstood artist...

Will "You've got dead ears, mate?" be the next "Fuckin' _____, how do they work?" Stay tuned.

I like Russel Crowe, I loved Gladiator and I lived near Nottingham yet I have no interest in seeing this movie at all.

"I didn't know I was going to have to answer questions at this interview. I'm out."

Russell Crowe flounce fans should look for the Mark Kermode interview he did for Robin Hood where he complains about an article that was published 15 years ago that Mark Kermode didn't write.

Robin Hood : Douche in Tights

Oirish

Isn't Crowe the guy who beat up a bellhop with a telephone?