What a sensitive blouse. That other moveable prop Schwarzenegger never spat the dummy about only having one accent. Are you suggesting you're better than Schwarzenegger, Crowe? If so I've some bad news for you, you big hairy doiley.
Russell Crowe flounce fans should look for the Mark Kermode interview he did for Robin Hood where he complains about an article that was published 15 years ago that Mark Kermode didn't write.