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Desc:History Channel shits all over ancient culture, says humans too lazy to be wonderful on their own.
Category:Science & Technology, None
Tags:Aliens, History Channel, Ancient Aliens
Submitted:memedumpster
Date:05/18/10
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Comment count is 26
socialist_hentai
Dear Discovery Channel, I apologize for complaining about your reality show bullshit. I still love you, call me!


Love S.H.
SolRo
History channel is a couple of midgets away from turning into TLC.

OxygenThief
They really should be legally obligated to put history in quotation marks at this point.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Dude, at least TLC started off good, I really miss that show "Archaeology" that they used to have on.

cognitivedissonance
Remember when it was the non-stop Hitler channel? Now the History Channel has become nothing but Weekly World News Network.

I miss the old Weekly World News TV show...
bongoprophet
I remember I once watched an hour-long documentary on the Panzerschreck

The makers of this documentary have probably played a bit too much Assassins creed

Smellvin
In the 90's The History Channel was all-Hitler, all-the-time. Then, they became more general-history oriented. Then, in the last few years they've realized: "Well, fuck. We've done fifteen documentaries on Alexander the Great, seven on the Magna Carta, and FIVE on Dutch Tulipmania. What the hell do we do now?" They've solved their dilemma by make more and more documentaries aimed at paranoid schizophrenics to expand their base.

My guess is that in another decade they'll do "The History of BOOBIES" shortly before getting pulled off air by A&E.

FABIO
Why not combine them all?


I swear to god they once had a "Sex and the Swastika" documentary.

Camonk
Now ghosts and dudes who drive trucks are history. Fuck you, History Channel.

takewithfood
I don't have cable, but my parents do, and it seems like every time I watch TV at their place, I find CSI: New York on the History Channel.

Fuck you, television.

MacGyver Style Bomb
There's a lot of wingnut bating as well. I know there was a special about how Iran is so evil along with plenty of apocalypse porn.

Hell, they had one show about surviving the collapse of society and at one point the douchebag host went on about how libraries are great storehouses for maps and survival information. He even said "You may not have a library card now, but after the apocalypse you will." Talk about knowing your audience.

sosage
They still dedicate a few hours to Hitler.

We're forgetting the "Da Vinci Code" fad, which had the channel tossing out code/religion based shows like crazy for a year or so. I'm very sure that was a gateway drug into the Aliens stuff.

pastorofmuppets
Even National Geographic has gotten pretty bad. Maybe my beard is getting longer, I dunno. But every time I see hear mention the Shroud of Turin as if it's an unsolved mystery, I die a little inside.

fermun
National Geographic does Is It Real? which is a great show in that they do some batshit theory and show all the evidence for it for 45 minutes, then spend 15 minutes with actual experts showing that it is not real.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Some guy keeps coming in to my work and telling me about this show and he always asks me to order stuff on the Annunaki and Alex Jones. Also, for bonus awesome, he believes that reptoids are disguising themselves and passing themselves off as human so they can infiltrate our culture. I laughed but he said yeah "I used to be just like you!" But now he totally believes in reptoids and ancient aliens after seeing all the proof.

APE_GOD
The irony of a supine and obese civilization addicted to technology it does not understand accusing the people who first subdued the anarchy of nature into a habitable world....holy shit!

That's a fiver!
pastorofmuppets
The reason the pyramids got built is because what ancient Egypt did for fun, rather than watching History Channel, was to whip people who weren't building the pyramids fast enough. History Channel is the -1th wonder of the world.

That guy
I was going to dedicate my stars to all comments, but now, they are yours sir.

kennydra
thanks ape god for putting that so eloquently. i've seen the commercials for this show and that was enough for me to vote this up in the hopper without even watching it.

Rape Van Winkle
You talk purdy.

Rodents of Unusual Size
(fans self)

Oh, Ape God, my good sir, I stand quite in awe. (fans)

Pittrivers
One star for every time I've had to deal with students insisting that this crap was true.
Caminante Nocturno
"This method has been described by some as simply putting a man on a large firecracker and lighting the fuse."

Keep watching this until you get to the guy talking about ancient Egypt's anti-gravity technology.
Riskbreaker
Basically:

-Every good thing man has done, it was thanks to aliens
-Every bad thing that happens to man, it's the fault of the NWO
-When your favorite hockey team wins, that's god working his magic!
BHWW
Man, just when you think this Erich von Daniken-esque bullshit has died down, it springs up again.
memedumpster
Thank god no one noticed I royally fucked up multipart. If you search out the correct part 2 and beyond, it gets to the infuriating part about how the pyramids were built: SPOILERS : Humans lazy, so aliens.
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