Don't forget that some of those animals wouldn't hesitate to eat one of their kids.
As long as they're not sharing a baby with another woman, all is well.
None of these animals are monogamous, but bees? Bee society is like a totalitarian SM orgy.
Do you know how much time i spent google and wikipedia before having even a slight idea of what you meant by that comment?!?
A lot! And I'm still not sure I got it. You mean the pulp novels ,right?
The entire cartoon:
This thing is amazing for so many reasons. First there's the song which tries to tell small children not to cheat on their wives. Then later, the song that tells them not to murder people.
Well, to be fair, if you're going to sell *all* ten commandments to small children you can't really pussy out.
Would little kids even know what this is really about? I'd assume it was about friendship or something.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This was shown on network Saturday morning television. I still remember thinking wtf to it appearing in the midst of exploding robots and Scooby Doo.
It has to be one of the shittiest cartoons ever created, but nothing compares to these same characters acting out the goddamn story of DAVID AND GOLIATH including the panda or whatever the fuck he is boldly going forth and murdering a giant with a slingshot. Which they all sing about in a field of flowers afterward. This is one messed up cartoon.
|Syd Midnight |
Mommy bunnies know that sometimes daddy bunnies forget their responsibilities at home go bunny hopping with that stupid whore of a human resources manager bunny.
This should appeal to the demographic of middle-aged, married people. OK, I was being sarcastic. We all know this was intended for married furrys (furrys? furries?).
The lion has the right to commit to his partner in the same way straight couples do.
So... it's a sin to sleep with rabbits or what? I'm not sure I understand the message here.
DON'T FORGET KIDS, THIS WILL BE VERY RELEVANT IN ABOUT 15-55 YEARS
These animals seem to be very susceptible to another animal walking within 20 feet of them. "Hey look, another spotted skink!!" *boner*
Jesus Christ, only Christians would tell small children not to cheat in a relationship.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If house cats and lions could fall in love, it's a pretty safe bet that the christian church would be against it.
What if I'm trapped in a loveless marriage cause my harpy of a wife poked holes in all my condoms during freshman year? And what if I'm shackled to the only job I can get, a mid-level management position at her father's medical supplies concern and so I can't leave her or I'll lose my job? Then can I get a little strange on the side from the trashy pharmaceutical rep who'll give it out for a potential sell?
This is really distressingly familiar. I don't know how I could possibly have ever seen this before, but it definitely feels like I have.
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