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Fat kid from Superbad.
funnier than expected
Holding his shorts up with one hand.
These stars are because he's so fat he has to hold his pants up when he runs.
Sounds like that should be an oxymoron but it isn't. The fat is _pushing_ the pants down. *shudder*
This brought me uproarious laughter. Then the ending happened.
here's what he's parodying:
Fat guy wins.
He should have also parodied the part about being jacked up on drugs and wearing a bulletproof vest and driving an Abrams with rusty nails coated in AIDS on the outside.
Use the fat, Duke. Use the fat.
Runs forty yards in a blistering eleven seconds
He and gary are brothers. BLOOD BROTHERS
eeww that wet sucking sound he makes on an intake of breath..
Both hilarious and unintentionally hilarious! Total win!
Spent the first 1:30 considering how someone with a gun would shoot him within 50 feet. Spent the last :15 laughing my ass off.