|Urburos - 2010-05-20 |
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-05-20 |
My friend is in his 3rd year of a phd program in ancient latin archaeology. That is a terrible life decision.
|infinite zest - 2010-05-20 |
The Simpsons made a terrible life choice when it decided to remain on the air 13 years too long
|kingarthur - 2010-05-20 |
Being a grad student is what you get for not listening to your parents when they told you to never major in liberal arts.
I should know.
|The Townleybomb - 2010-05-20 |
It's funny because I got a job instead of going back to school.
Yet they still don't make up for your tiny, tiny cock.
Actually I've been told it's pretty large on numerous occasions.
Of course broke, jealous you wouldn't know about compliments on your cock since you never get to use it.
Sick sick burn. ;)
Why don't you two just make out already?
Or when you have to brag on the internet to make yourself feel better for failing out of college.
|oddeye - 2010-05-20 |
I am going to be a grad student in organic chemistry. Suck my dick humanities.
I'm sure the marginally better stipend and career outcomes will make up for all the benzene you'll have inhaled by the time you finish.
|Reipuman - 2010-05-20 |
Why does Bart know what a grad student is?
because he's a 50 year old woman.
do you think they'll appreciate this site more at POE-News if we can keep up with their constant academic dick-measuring?
|Fatback Jack - 2010-05-20 |
I defend my dissertation in two weeks and every frame of this is soul-wrenching truth.
Also this: http://www.futurama-area.de/LiH/OComics/16.gif
Best of luck, yo; watch out for the first question: "So, what is your dissertation ABOUT?"
|Camonk - 2010-05-20 |
I was much more hurt by successful characters on a funny show making fun of grad students (Liz and Jack on 30 Rock).
|Charles - 2010-05-20 |
So, what happened to advancing knowledge for knowledge's sake?
Are there really people who still become grad students because they think they'll get rich?
Or you do it because school is all you know and you're afraid to make your way in the real world.
Any grad school that doesn't filter those shitheads out and into a hairnet job isn't worth the ink used on the cheap copier paper to print the diplomas.
There are plenty of people who are terrified of the private sector. They shouldn't be able to make it in grad school instead, and a lot of professors recognize, hate, and target those people. Good for them.
Eh, without my masters degree I would not have been able to get my current (awesome) job. It's an arbitrary line, but it's certainly there in some fields.
|Lurchi - 2010-05-20 |
Wait, I've never seen this before...and it's funny.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-05-20 |
Simpsons post season 9 is one star.
|sosage - 2010-05-21 |
For animators/artists saying anyone other than them made a horrible career decision. I *wish* someone would throw bread crumbs at me.
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-05-21 |
"Undergraduate humor" defined.
|Space Helicopter - 2010-05-21 |
At least this is better than YouTube comments.
|chumbucket - 2010-05-21 |
they could have done so much more here
|Frank Rizzo - 2010-05-21 |
I wish I saw this 3 years ago.
|phalsebob - 2010-05-21 |
Does any one need some Latin text translated or a deck built?
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