|split tail |
okay, the alpha wolf was found in possession of the skull of the neighbors dog, and... WTF
I really like the idea that young people now are forming their identities through the filtered, bland, focused group Twightlight series. It's like we are 10 years behind Japan in repressed youth clique development.
If this trend is any indication, our future is very bright.
You know you've got a good thing going on when your mother stands eight feet away from you to say what a good boy you are while you fiddle with your leash. (SPOILERS)
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright noWOOOOOOOHHH!
Hey thank god they consulted a professional psychologist. Now we know that teens are going through a transformation... from child to adulthood. Thanks, you totally saved the day with that groundbreaking info.
Also, fake fangs are a twilight thing now? Damn. I have enormous fangs, but I was born with them. Thankfully, I'm probably too old and fat (...and male) to be lumped in with twilight fans.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I wish this were on YouTube solely for the comments.
I want to point out right now that the North Side of Saytown is basically all well-to-do white people.
That doesn't help too much. Fuck. Goddammit. Between San Antonio and Memphis, I swear I'm gonna move to like New York or Chicago, just so I'll live in a place where 95% of the news out of my town isn't horribly embarrassing.
Shouldn't someone show up at their school and shoot them with a silver bullet? Where's a wolf hunter when you need one?
|Hammer Falls |
"Gangs are just poseurs, they just want attention..."
...Right, because walking around with a giant wolf tail pinned to your ass would never warrant undue attention.
I'm glad you're here to catch that one for us
|Big Name Celebrity |
I fucking loathe San Antonio. Rich, poor, and the nearly non-existant in-between.
-1 star because there's probably way worse shit coming out of that place that you could post.
The food's excellent, the booze is cheap, and most of the astonishingly poor people are pretty good dudes.
The rich white people are horrible assholes, though.
So fuck you. Both of you.
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