these stars are for the still clip at the end
That poor, poor man. Failing so tragically in his bid at exorbitantly-compensated torture.
huh I wonder what that felt like
That bull is a fucking hero. Imagine how many tortured deaths are avenged by that still-shot.
On the one hand, it serves him right but on the other, he sure managed to keep his chin up throughout the ordeal.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
I'm gonna make post cards out of this and hand them out to kids.
My postcard will say -
I really don't like camp and I want to come home.
Truly a sport for the 21th century. I hope the gods are happy.
Based on my nearly emotionless response to this video, and the after image not appearing shocking at all, I think we are ready for deathsports.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
haha too bad it didnt pierce his brain and kill him instantly. Fucking cunt
Huh, I somehow misread that as Bull Attacks Joe Arpaio. Can someone film a bull goring Joe Arpaio?
I love how after it gores him and he falls to the ground he waves his little sword at it. It seems so desperate and poncy, like smacking someone with a purse made of doilies or something.
O gosh, what a shame.
After this the bull should have fucked him to death.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Listen to you pussies.
What? We've all been celebrating a painful injury sustained by a human being, what more do you want??? And yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?
Someone secretly has dreams of becoming a matador!
|Rape Van Winkle |
+5 for the still.
He must have lost some teeths.
"Ow... That REALLY hurt! I want some ice cream..." ):
Matadors getting mauled is always funny because they're like a cross between Guidos and Mimes.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Is that really that rare an event in bullfighting? Because I just always assumed this happened a lot more.
Sweet sweet justice.
This reminds me of that pic on rotten.com back in 1997 that showed the same thing happening to another matador, except it was up his ass rather than through his jaw.
Bulls tend not to like when you try to kill them with funny colored sticks in front of a crowd, just fyi.
Hot Fuzz references.
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