PegLegPete Have you been drinking? And are the chipmunks lovers or what? Maybe a more accurate analysis would be the white man and his sniveling serf oppressing what they perceive as the gay agenda and it's perversion of quiet private cabin living... and stoves.
cognitivedissonance They're illegal immigrants or native Americans, depending on the situation. If they're gay, that just adds to the fun.
fluffy He's also too lazy to spell "hideout" correctly
USE A DICTIONARY
you'd think a giant rodent would be more sympathetic toward normal-size rodents
Caminante Nocturno Mickey isn't an asshole for being lazy. He's an asshole for leaving a loaded rifle hanging on his wall.