Rodents of Unusual Size
This was, in his defense, more entertaining than Dave Coulier.

But then an open sewer next to a five year old with a recorder is more entertaining than Dave Coulier.

mashedtater
getting dick rot is more entertaining than dave coulier

ShiftlessRastus
Dave Coulier did have dick rot, but then he "CUT, IT, OUT!".

Hooker
Dave Coulier's bit about Christopher Walken reaching orgasm was actually pretty good.