|dueserpenti - 2010-05-24 |
If I lived in the Seventh Heaven House I'd be high as fuck all the time. For extra fun, go to
and read the full recap.
That link does have a lot of info, thanks...
F3AR your a dick
Drugs are bad mmkay
If I lived in the Seventh Heaven house it would end with the house having a gruesome story behind it a la the Amityville house. Children would tell wild stories of the night I finally snapped. People will claim to hear and see strange things in and around the house at night. The house will remain unsold for years.
Finally, a group of goths will attempt to contact me by holding a seance in the house. One of them knocks over a candle and starts a fire. The house quickly burns to the ground. In the ashes, authorities finally discover where I had hidden Simon's corpse after I skewered him with half of the Cold Steel catalog.
Nobody rebuilds on the site of the old 7th Heaven house. Grass and weeds slowly overtake the land it once occupied. People still tell stories about what happened there.
|BorrowedSolution - 2010-05-24 |
"I'm going to go try Meth now! FUCK YOU, DAD!"
|HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-05-24 |
I love the simplicity of the right wing. All drugs are equal. So I guess taking Claritin is about the same as lighting up some crack rock.
|Xenocide - 2010-05-25 |
"Dammit! If only I knew how to operate a door!"
|CapnJesusHood - 2010-05-25 |
The little blond kid keeps looking expectantly at his little sister, waiting for her to claim the joint. I don't blame him, she does seem the type.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-25 |
I always wanted to bang the eldest sister.
OH, and, Aaron Spelling is responsible for this disaster.
I always wanted to see the eldest sister perform a tear-soaked striptease and then give Ray Liotta an awkward lap-dance.
Oh wait. (nsfw)
|phalsebob - 2010-05-25 |
Dude, you look really stressed out by your son's behaviour. I know what could really take the edge off.
|Rosebeekee - 2010-05-25 |
I went to Catholic high school and new several people who fucking loved this show, like it was one of the few things they actually watched. The best part was knowing several 16-18 year old sheltered girls who would re-act like the little blonde kid to the most insignificant things. "You had a glass of beer? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" "You kissed your boyfriend? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-25 |
I was wondering why Simon is such a self-righteous little shit, and then I saw that he gets it from his dad.
|sosage - 2010-05-25 |
So...I mean. Is the mom gonna smoke it or what?
|Midnight Man - 2010-05-25 |
I'm just gonna leave this joint rolled for later
|boner - 2010-05-25 |
How dare you bring a joint into this house and not share it with us. Now if you'll excuse me I need a drink.
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