|Smellvin - 2010-05-25 |
Looks like items you'd find on the ground in some beat-em-up game like Double Dragon.
|HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-05-25 |
* A baggie of some kind
* Another baggie of some other kind
She's not in a gang. She's MacGyver.
The real question is why she needed not one, but TWO butterfly knives, in addition to the other knife and the shiv.
I want to see how she carries all of these things at once like some kind of ghetto white girl teen Rambo - with a shoulder-harness for her nunchucks, a knife in each shoe and one on her belt, a chain around her shoulder like a bandolier, and a shank for good measure.
She uses a bandanna to strap the shank to her forehead. Her gang name is Stabicorn.
|TeenerTot - 2010-05-25 |
I like that she took the time to arrange the items all nice, spreading them out for easy viewing.
|endlesschris - 2010-05-25 |
Wow, if I had a Streets of Rage movie it would definitely have this scene. Then cut to suburban Christian daughter decked out in revealing red leather top and ripped jeans, windmill kicking her way through the war torn streets of the hell district.
|Seris - 2010-05-25 |
i like how all of those things are neatly splayed underneath her mattress like that.
White privilege my ass, that's just bad organization. Obviously you don't just pile it up in one mound and sleep with a lump, but that crap is just haphazard. You keep the knives near the edge of the bed so you can get them quickly, you keep the chain in the garage where your parents will never suspect you've been beating people with it on the weekends, and you keep the money and drugs tucked into a gash in the underside of the mattress.
As for the nunchucks, you don't have those in the first place.
To me, not having nunchucks screams white privilege. You are clearly someone who has never faced a unique challenge solved only with Numb-Chuksu (Oriental Word for nunchucks).
What's the point of having a switchblade or butterfly knives if you just leave them open anyway?
She should just pawn all of that shit and get a kabar.
it is as Ageusiatic says. poor organization. it just doesnt make sense to have knives at the foot of the bed like that. not one bit.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-25 |
Chains? Nunchucks? Various knives? Envelopes full of mysterious, possibly explosive substances? Your daughter isn't in a gang, you idiot! She's a NINJA!
|Xenocide - 2010-05-25 |
These days it's tougher than ever to be a parent, what with your low agility stat and lackluster special moves. So don't be caught off-guard when ninjas attack: Remember to check your child's room for power-ups.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
|C. Eloi Marx - 2010-05-25 |
When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.
|VoilaIntruder - 2010-05-25 |
Is she a secret flea-market knife vendor?
|themilkshark - 2010-05-25 |
THat blue flannel shirt from L.L. Bean just screams gangbanger
She just came back from a bloody fight with the Land's End crew.
|phalsebob - 2010-05-25 |
Oh come on. That whole scene screams upper middle class. Surely she can afford some nice, high quality weapons, and store them in an attractive yet durable carrying case.
|Xero - 2010-05-25 |
I just want to know what the initiation process is in a gang most likely populated by privileged upper middle class white kids. They better have at least one colored member. I'll understand if they had to settle for an asian in that town but they gotta have something.
They TGI Friday's your ass in.
|Hooper_X - 2010-05-25 |
This "gang" couldn't be any more hilariously white if it had a Transformer delivering its messages.
|APE_GOD - 2010-05-25 |
Stars for imagining a band of rich white kids stalking between the pristine, manicured hedges of suburbia packing butterfly knives and nunchucks.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-25 |
Television Without Pity always had a field day with this show, and it's the only time I ever went to that website. My favorite part of this is the look on her face of "oh shit now where am I gonna get new numchucks" when she walks in.
|Quad9Damage - 2010-05-25 |
I am wholeheartedly in favor of a '7th Heaven' week.
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