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Desc:I guess this is what suburban white christians think gang paraphenalia looks like
Category:Classic TV Clips, Crime
Tags:90s, gangs, a very special episode, 7th heaven
Submitted:CapnJesusHood
Date:05/25/10
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Smellvin
Looks like items you'd find on the ground in some beat-em-up game like Double Dragon.
Adham Nu'man
Check her garbage bin, she probably has a whole roasted chicken in there.

Rape Van Winkle
Roast chicken.

HarrietTubmanPI
We have:

* Cash
* A baggie of some kind
* Another baggie of some other kind
* Nunchucks
* Chain
* Knives

She's not in a gang. She's MacGyver.
Comeuppance
Don't forget the shiv with the duct-taped handle.

Knaaks
All of my stars are for the Nunchucks.

Longshot-
A shank with a duct-tape handle?

Did she just get out of prison?

Comeuppance
The real question is why she needed not one, but TWO butterfly knives, in addition to the other knife and the shiv.

I want to see how she carries all of these things at once like some kind of ghetto white girl teen Rambo - with a shoulder-harness for her nunchucks, a knife in each shoe and one on her belt, a chain around her shoulder like a bandolier, and a shank for good measure.

Desidiosus
Everyone I knew in high school who had butterfly knives also had sliced up fingers from trying to do fancy shit with them.

Actually, full marks to this show for realistically not having the parents notice that.

Caminante Nocturno
She uses a bandanna to strap the shank to her forehead. Her gang name is Stabicorn.

TeenerTot
I like that she took the time to arrange the items all nice, spreading them out for easy viewing.
endlesschris
Wow, if I had a Streets of Rage movie it would definitely have this scene. Then cut to suburban Christian daughter decked out in revealing red leather top and ripped jeans, windmill kicking her way through the war torn streets of the hell district.
Seris
i like how all of those things are neatly splayed underneath her mattress like that.
Camonk
A couple of people have noticed this, and that noticing screams white privilege. If you'd grown up on the street, you'd know that hiding things under your mattress is very uncomfortable if they're not roughly evenly spread out. And you need your rest, because the "shit" might "pop off" at any moment.

Ageusiatic
White privilege my ass, that's just bad organization. Obviously you don't just pile it up in one mound and sleep with a lump, but that crap is just haphazard. You keep the knives near the edge of the bed so you can get them quickly, you keep the chain in the garage where your parents will never suspect you've been beating people with it on the weekends, and you keep the money and drugs tucked into a gash in the underside of the mattress.

As for the nunchucks, you don't have those in the first place.

VoilaIntruder
To me, not having nunchucks screams white privilege. You are clearly someone who has never faced a unique challenge solved only with Numb-Chuksu (Oriental Word for nunchucks).

phalsebob
Thank you, Camonk.

Comeuppance
What's the point of having a switchblade or butterfly knives if you just leave them open anyway?

She should just pawn all of that shit and get a kabar.

Seris
it is as Ageusiatic says. poor organization. it just doesnt make sense to have knives at the foot of the bed like that. not one bit.

sosage
I'm just glad that she made sure to lay the knives out in a way that made a half circle of arrows, leading the eye passed the envelope of money and towards the baggy of oregano.

It isn't strategic or street, but it is damn good composition. Send that gangster bitch to art college.

Caminante Nocturno
Chains? Nunchucks? Various knives? Envelopes full of mysterious, possibly explosive substances? Your daughter isn't in a gang, you idiot! She's a NINJA!
boner
or Napoleon Dynamite

Rodents of Unusual Size
"Do the gangs have large talons?"

Xenocide
These days it's tougher than ever to be a parent, what with your low agility stat and lackluster special moves. So don't be caught off-guard when ninjas attack: Remember to check your child's room for power-ups.

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VoilaIntruder
Is she a secret flea-market knife vendor?
VoilaIntruder
Nevermind, no Dragon Sword.

themilkshark
THat blue flannel shirt from L.L. Bean just screams gangbanger
Caminante Nocturno
She just came back from a bloody fight with the Land's End crew.

phalsebob
Oh come on. That whole scene screams upper middle class. Surely she can afford some nice, high quality weapons, and store them in an attractive yet durable carrying case.
Xero
I just want to know what the initiation process is in a gang most likely populated by privileged upper middle class white kids. They better have at least one colored member. I'll understand if they had to settle for an asian in that town but they gotta have something.
Hooper_X
They TGI Friday's your ass in.

Hooper_X
This "gang" couldn't be any more hilariously white if it had a Transformer delivering its messages.
APE_GOD
Stars for imagining a band of rich white kids stalking between the pristine, manicured hedges of suburbia packing butterfly knives and nunchucks.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Television Without Pity always had a field day with this show, and it's the only time I ever went to that website. My favorite part of this is the look on her face of "oh shit now where am I gonna get new numchucks" when she walks in.
Quad9Damage
I am wholeheartedly in favor of a '7th Heaven' week.
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