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Somebody find the Holocaust episode where the old woman waveringly spends 5 minutes crying about watching her family die.
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I was trying to find the episode about how Mary has half a beer and then her dad sends her away to live with her grandparents because of it.
Every episode of this show was written by a woman who I'm pretty sure only heard of every bit of subject matter second hand from people over the age of 70.
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If you grew up in the 90s in a conservative christian household this was pretty much the only primetime television show you were allowed to watch.
Whoah I haven't thought about Picket Fences in a hundred years.
This is a hell of a lot worse than I thought it was.
Why is one of the girls part black?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Because the casting directors were retarded.
Everyone who has ever watched this show has wondered why they didn't just explain it as her being adopted. Also the show was so incredibly shitty that the casting people probably figured the show would last a year and no one would ever watch it. It lasted nine years. Nine years of this shit.
Holy shit, that kid wasn't adopted? Having never seen a full episode I just assumed that was the case.
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I find this show's music to be insulting.
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My buddy Dave and I used to watch this, back in the day. I worked nights, and I was drunk most mornings by 10, which is when they'd show 7th Heaven reruns.
Dave had a heart problem, and had to stay in days. Sometimes we'd watch daytime TV.
We called this "Heavenly Seven Year Olds."
Now he's dead.
"Why'd she start cutting herself."
"We don't know."
"Well, we'd better not try to find out, then."
I'll bet she started cutting herself over the 96 Presidential Election.
I've talked to a few people with either habitual cutting issues or a single cutting incident; the common thread seems to be panic and stress over uncontrollable forces in life. Apparently, the cutting is a matter of finding something -- anything -- to exert dominance over, and the fact that you're feeling it yourself means you've got immediate confirmation that it's working. I suspect it's the same phenomenon as how, under some highly stressful circumstances, animals will inflict self-harm.
So I wonder what the big stress on the girl in the video is ... perhaps having to move from town to town after shaming her father?
Raise your hand if you watched this awful show just for Jessica Biel
I avoided it, like the PLAGUE. I also think Jessica Biel is middling at best.
Oh no! She has to face the 'evil' of Biology alone!
This episode is so outrageously inaccurate. Blacks don't teach.
So every time the reporter chick from Smallville starts mutilating herself they move? That's their solution? Fuck.
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