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Desc:This show was just impossible.
Category:Classic TV Clips, Religious
Tags:awful, impossible, cutting, ACTING!, 7th heaven
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:05/25/10
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-05-26
Somebody find the Holocaust episode where the old woman waveringly spends 5 minutes crying about watching her family die.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-26
I was trying to find the episode about how Mary has half a beer and then her dad sends her away to live with her grandparents because of it.

Every episode of this show was written by a woman who I'm pretty sure only heard of every bit of subject matter second hand from people over the age of 70.

Rape Van Winkle - 2010-05-26
Why does everyone here know so much about this show?

For that matter, what about the racism episode, where the staff at a restaurant refuse to seat Pastor and his wife, because they're with two educated, middle american spooks?

HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-05-26
Or what about the episode where one of the kids goes on a Nickelodeon game show, is unable to assemble the shrine of the silver monkey, and as a result is grounded for two weeks and then sent to a missionary trip in Africa?

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-26
What about the episode where Ash catches Squirtle?

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-05-26
If you grew up in the 90s in a conservative christian household this was pretty much the only primetime television show you were allowed to watch.

socialist_hentai - 2010-05-26
Picket Fences rulz! Suck it!

Camonk - 2010-05-26
Whoah I haven't thought about Picket Fences in a hundred years.

Urburos - 2010-05-26
This is a hell of a lot worse than I thought it was.
knowless - 2010-05-26
wtf
APE_GOD - 2010-05-26
Why is one of the girls part black?
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-05-26
Because the casting directors were retarded.

Everyone who has ever watched this show has wondered why they didn't just explain it as her being adopted. Also the show was so incredibly shitty that the casting people probably figured the show would last a year and no one would ever watch it. It lasted nine years. Nine years of this shit.

Camonk - 2010-05-26
Cause if you were married to either of those people, you'd cheat, too. Then you'd suffer horrible Christian guilt and hide it and pretend that she's just like the other children.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-05-26
Walker, Texas Ranger lasted 8 seasons.

Rape Van Winkle - 2010-05-26
I smell a crossover!

MaulLove - 2010-05-27
Holy shit, that kid wasn't adopted? Having never seen a full episode I just assumed that was the case.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-05-26
I find this show's music to be insulting.
Rape Van Winkle - 2010-05-26
My buddy Dave and I used to watch this, back in the day. I worked nights, and I was drunk most mornings by 10, which is when they'd show 7th Heaven reruns.

Dave had a heart problem, and had to stay in days. Sometimes we'd watch daytime TV.

We called this "Heavenly Seven Year Olds."

True story.

Now he's dead.
Xenocide - 2010-05-26
"Why'd she start cutting herself."

"We don't know."

"Well, we'd better not try to find out, then."
Cena_mark - 2010-05-26
I'll bet she started cutting herself over the 96 Presidential Election.

Syd Midnight - 2010-05-26
That's my beef, they're acting like it's some forbidden desire instead of a reaction to extreme stress or depression. It's like they caught her masturbating or kissing a girl or something. "Oh she's done it again, now we have to move and send her to a special Youth Program again. Imagine how fucked up and Republican these kids turned out.

Bort - 2011-10-30
I've talked to a few people with either habitual cutting issues or a single cutting incident; the common thread seems to be panic and stress over uncontrollable forces in life. Apparently, the cutting is a matter of finding something -- anything -- to exert dominance over, and the fact that you're feeling it yourself means you've got immediate confirmation that it's working. I suspect it's the same phenomenon as how, under some highly stressful circumstances, animals will inflict self-harm.

So I wonder what the big stress on the girl in the video is ... perhaps having to move from town to town after shaming her father?

Riskbreaker - 2010-05-26
Raise your hand if you watched this awful show just for Jessica Biel
Ageusiatic - 2010-05-26
You just provided the best possible explanation for anyone watching this show, other than Cena Mark, who uses it as porno.

Honestly now, it seems that a rather large portion of PoeTV watched enough of this show to know plenty about it, whereas I never watched a single episode, because nobody forced me to.

Camonk - 2010-05-26
I avoided it, like the PLAGUE. I also think Jessica Biel is middling at best.

Quad9Damage - 2010-05-26
Oh no! She has to face the 'evil' of Biology alone!
endlesschris - 2010-05-26
Heathen scientists

Xero - 2010-05-26
This episode is so outrageously inaccurate. Blacks don't teach.
Bort - 2011-10-30
Based on their grades, he's NOT teaching. Actually he's their nanny.

MaulLove - 2010-05-27
So every time the reporter chick from Smallville starts mutilating herself they move? That's their solution? Fuck.
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