So, is this the first self-insertion fanfic political ad?
Also, fairly impressive that they could not get a single still shot of the guy that said anything other than "I am an insufferable douchebag."
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
He's listing run of the mill achievements earned in ROTC? WTF?
Way to hitch your wagon to a show that should have been cancelled three seasons ago, Chuck.
When I run for political office, I'm going to compare myself to Optimus Prime. "You can't elect a fictional giant space robot for Congress, but here's the next best thing."
Liberals, big government, raising taxes, terrorists; these are literally part of a vocabulary of words - and I mean just the actual words, not the reasoning or ideology - you'd have to run against to gain a substantial populace base in this country. It appears we've become that split as a nation. Politicians know it, and now they have fantastic mass-audience media that plays on the thoughts their buzzwords and talking-points conjure.
The symbiosis of politics and entertainment is always finding prodigious ways of confounding me with yet more cynicism and repulsion.
Evil as fuck.
Well I'm sold.
The music, especially when the narrative moves to the Middle East.
And of course the Declaration of Independence in the background while talking Miranda.
|The Mothership |
Wow, he really, really dislikes Barbara Boxer. You'd think it was her who shot at him, fuck.
Democracy is a good idea. Yes, there are a lot of easily deluded tools, but overall its better than the alternatives.
But jesus fuck is this idiotic.
If Jack Bauer is envious of Chuck DeVore for his higher ROTC credentials, wouldn't he hook Devore's testicles up to a car battery instead of voting for him?
hey, guess what America, Jack Bauer isn't a real person
but I see him almost every week for four months each year on the picture box!
I want anyone who votes for this guy after seeing this ad sterilized.
What a fucking Mary Sue...
The fact that he used his official passport for travel while working for the federal government is really impressive. Most people don't do that.
I refuse to comment on anything else in this video.
I think I would actually find myself forced to vote for anyone with the campaign slogan "Throws a mean hand-grenade."
I realize now that I'm a terrible voter so I won't rate this clip.
The two most important facts presented here:
1) Modems are super high tech and cool in the 90s.
2) Video game sound effects are cool biddlybiddlydidledeeshhhhhclick
|split tail |
"...he also mows his own lawn, and can throw a mean hand grenade."
I think this ad indicates we already have given up on democracy. Demagoguery is the next big thing.
Yeah but he wears glasses, so republicans will either think he's a dork or he's a fag.
|Rum Revenge |
"I'm such a badass at fighting terrorists, I deserve to have a cushy legislative job!"
Idiot + Jack Bauer x California = US Senate!
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