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Desc:This is a real thing. I think its time to give up on democracy.
Category:News & Politics, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:delusion, Tea Party, jack bauer, wtf america, tom clancy
Submitted:IrishWhiskey
Date:05/27/10
Views:1184
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Comment count is 30
NewHeavenSalesman
So, is this the first self-insertion fanfic political ad?

Also, fairly impressive that they could not get a single still shot of the guy that said anything other than "I am an insufferable douchebag."
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
He's listing run of the mill achievements earned in ROTC? WTF?
Hooper_X
Way to hitch your wagon to a show that should have been cancelled three seasons ago, Chuck.

When I run for political office, I'm going to compare myself to Optimus Prime. "You can't elect a fictional giant space robot for Congress, but here's the next best thing."
Hooker
Well, it's still a popular show. I don't know if he's trying to get the trendy liberal vote.

EskimoSpy
Probably not going for the trendy liberal vote in a Republican primary.

Hooker
This is the joke, yes.

PegLegPete
Liberals, big government, raising taxes, terrorists; these are literally part of a vocabulary of words - and I mean just the actual words, not the reasoning or ideology - you'd have to run against to gain a substantial populace base in this country. It appears we've become that split as a nation. Politicians know it, and now they have fantastic mass-audience media that plays on the thoughts their buzzwords and talking-points conjure.

The symbiosis of politics and entertainment is always finding prodigious ways of confounding me with yet more cynicism and repulsion.

Evil as fuck.





Xero
Well I'm sold.
dek863
The music, especially when the narrative moves to the Middle East.
And of course the Declaration of Independence in the background while talking Miranda.
dek863
Makes it deserve 5.

The Mothership
Wow, he really, really dislikes Barbara Boxer. You'd think it was her who shot at him, fuck.
Rudy
Maybe he'd like her more if she mowed her lawn once and a while. Seriously, that shit is overgrown as hell.

jangbones
Democracy is a good idea. Yes, there are a lot of easily deluded tools, but overall its better than the alternatives.

But jesus fuck is this idiotic.
tmavomodry
"Many forms of Government have been tried and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

MongoMcMichael
If Jack Bauer is envious of Chuck DeVore for his higher ROTC credentials, wouldn't he hook Devore's testicles up to a car battery instead of voting for him?
chumbucket
hey, guess what America, Jack Bauer isn't a real person
tmavomodry
but I see him almost every week for four months each year on the picture box!

kingarthur
I want anyone who votes for this guy after seeing this ad sterilized.
endlesschris
What a fucking Mary Sue...
Camonk
The fact that he used his official passport for travel while working for the federal government is really impressive. Most people don't do that.

I refuse to comment on anything else in this video.
Sputum
I think I would actually find myself forced to vote for anyone with the campaign slogan "Throws a mean hand-grenade."

I realize now that I'm a terrible voter so I won't rate this clip.
phalsebob
The two most important facts presented here:

1) Modems are super high tech and cool in the 90s.

2) Video game sound effects are cool biddlybiddlydidledeeshhhhhclick
split tail
"...he also mows his own lawn, and can throw a mean hand grenade."
GravidWithHate
I think this ad indicates we already have given up on democracy. Demagoguery is the next big thing.
FABIO
WWJD!!!!!


WWJD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WWJD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0___________0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleaner82
(it involves a hacksaw or a gun or probably both)

Hooper_X
Waterboard.

kingofthenothing
Yeah but he wears glasses, so republicans will either think he's a dork or he's a fag.
Rum Revenge
"I'm such a badass at fighting terrorists, I deserve to have a cushy legislative job!"
sheikurbouti
Idiot + Jack Bauer x California = US Senate!
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