Haha, the monkey goes D:

He's a pedestrian not a bystander, IDIOT!!! -1!

No, just kidding, -1 for the retarculous splashscreen at the end.

"So how was your day, dear?"

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

That jogging suit just paid for itself. Unfortunately not the dry cleaning.

I like that he just kept on truckin' after cheating death.

Five for the Jerry-Lewis style physical comedy of the dodge itself. Though should this not also fall into the Accidents and Explosions category? Maybe? No? Whatever.

Nice reaction speed, but even better recovery time... strolling along, whoops ALMOST DIED, strolling along

Lucky for that car it wasn't TFL Dwayne on the sidewalk.