|pineapplejuicer - 2010-06-01 |
i can't wait until someone figures out how to hack the OS and replaces flavors with things like bile
also, crazy eyes
He was probably really nervous. I tried to make a video of myself once and it came across just about as stiff as video did.
Mr. Buddy, porno doesn't count, you're supposed to come across as stiff, you did fine.
|Pillager - 2010-06-01 |
They're more like wine coolers with yards of hose attached to them to run all the way to the back of the store.
|TheOtherCapnS - 2010-06-01 |
He never blinks. I bet he didn't even blink once during the entire voice over.
Five for demonstrating a tooth-grindingly slow touch screen OS that doesn't even register every touch (and they left that in the promotional video!?) What is this 1995?
I guess Mack's dad finally got a job. Good for him.
Also underwhelmed by the touch thing... mostly since cheap homebrew touch tables are all the rage: http://tinyurl.com/3yak6sk
But I figure a company that gets Coke as a contract is going to be paying their salesmen a lot more than their engineers...
appears to use the same wonky interface programmed with the code that self-checkouts use lately, possibly adding yet another 4 months of waiting time in our lifetimes
|memedumpster - 2010-06-01 |
I can't wait until restaurants get these things so the sluggish as all hell touch screen can reduce the speed and accuracy of getting your drink by 700%.
"I didn't order Ritalin Coke!"
Twelve minutes later...
"Here's your Cherry Mr. Pip."
Restaurants have had this for 100 years, it's called a soda fountain. If you want your Coke to have some orange in it or extra syrup or something, ask your waitress nicely.
If a vending machine gave me drugs I would probably suspect some sort of a setup. Plus, Ritalin is like the RC Cola of uppers. "They still make you? Alright, whatever."
|Mike Tyson?! - 2010-06-01 |
I think it's a neat idea, not sure on the time it takes just to get a stupid diet Coke.
|Goethe and ernie - 2010-06-01 |
AND field service technicians?! Well, I'm sold.
|BorrowedSolution - 2010-06-01 |
Well this is...a video...about...things.
|Chizmurder - 2010-06-01 |
|kennydra - 2010-06-01 |
This is so boring. One star for each of his crazy eyes.
|GravidWithHate - 2010-06-01 |
Someone is going to hack the security on these things and edit the recipes so that no matter what is requested they only dispense apple glazed pork flavored Mr Pibb.
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-06-01 |
Circle soda jerk.
|Xero - 2010-06-01 |
So I can get my flavored sugar water through a fancier machine. Alright.
|ShiftlessRastus - 2010-06-01 |
Imagine how sticky that touchscreen is going to get.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-06-01 |
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
|pastorofmuppets - 2010-06-01 |
Not enough mention of XML. And what about scalability? I heard scalability is important.
|Busby Berkeley - 2010-06-02 |
Does no one remember when there were 100% mechanical soda machines like this? That also served coffee, hot chocolate and chicken broth?
Yeah but it wouldn't let you mix them together.
|fluffy - 2010-06-02 |
I like how they use RFID for inventory control, because there weren't already enough buzzwords in this.
|Urburos - 2010-06-02 |
You had me at Grape VAULT.
|Timothy A. Bear - 2010-06-02 |
Thanks, but I like having the ability to mix a drink that shouldn't be.
|Anti-Pope - 2010-06-02 |
I want a fucking raspberry coke.
|Rape Van Winkle - 2010-06-02 |
How do I mix flavors in one drink?
Fuck you, magic space fountain.
|Ponasty - 2010-06-02 |
I got "micro-dosed" at a Phish show once. it was nice.
|Hooker - 2010-06-02 |
How many different "flavours" of water do you guys actually have?
And how many water cartridges does it take to supply you with all the choices there are?
|Xero - 2010-06-03 |
Fancy fountain machines. How do they work?
|Tom Collins - 2010-12-16 |
"Computer virus targets Iranian Coke machines and replicates flavours of bacon, justice."
|themilkshark - 2011-10-20 |
BUT NO PEPSI??????????
|Blue - 2012-07-07 |
Children like it because they can fuck with it and make everybody else wait while they play with the drink machine.
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