IrishWhiskey
I don't know if you had that comment saved for copy-paste, but this is one of the few reviews where he never mentions either of those complaints.

erratic
watch the review again and then read my comment, then read yours

IrishWhiskey
Are you watching the wrong video? Or typing in the wrong window? Or thick? Because he says it copies books and tv shows, but never once compares it to any other game (well except the brief RE4 scythe throw reference, but that hardly counts). He complains the graphics, combat, the plot contrivances, the spoilers of upcoming scenes, and the handholding, but never once calls it predictable.

In short: YOUR MOM! If you take umbrage to this, I am willing fight you with haddocks at dawn.

Meerkat
Zero punctuation video review comments are always samey and predictable.

IrishWhiskey
Less interesting alternative: If you meant that all his reviews are the same and boring, and therefore he is a hypocrite, than the fact that he doesn't mention those two common complaints in the course of the review undermines the premise of your criticism.

In this event, I would suggest frozen otters rather than haddocks. I'll need to do it in two days, as the otters take time to catch and freeze.

erratic
2:58 "atmospheric, but nonetheless samey scenery"

3:23 "combat was as mechanical and predictable as a factory production line"

and when did I ever say that he was comparing it to any other games?

no umbrage here, but I'll take you up on that haddock duel thing.

MrBuddy
That's why I watch Zero Punctuation, the reviews are curmudgeony but usually accurate.

glasseye
Two great tastes that go well together.

Caminante Nocturno
Alan's Game sounds like a sappy made-for-TV movie about high school football player who's dying of a disease they plan to name after him.

memedumpster
With Ricky Schroder as "Coach."

Xenocide
My above comment also applies to this movie.

Caminante Nocturno
Chet receives kickbacks from Yahtzee for that. Chet's in the pocket of big video game review. Chet lied to justify the invasion of Unskippable.

Chet smells like lilacs in the rain.

Document
And his touch raises welts.

Adham Nu'man
I jizzed all over Portal.

I cleaned it up later though cause the Xbox wouldn't read the disc anymore.