At first I thought this was going to be sad, then I thought it was a humorous, then I realized I was turning into this guy as I get older, then it was sad again.

2.5 stars for him looking like the one-armed shoe salesman from Twin Peaks, a further 2.5 for him sounding exactly like my uncle (but American, and mentally ill)

From G4 to poetv! We're really plugged in now!

For God's sake, a blustery carload of farts.

a busload of flatulence?

Haha his makeup makes him look like he's been in a rollover.