I thought about submitting this after seeing it on Fark, but I declined.

That's a solid 2.

Robot Chicken was better.

Two stars because, yes, it is better than all those things in the description which would be one star worthy. Bonus star for the audacity to have the slogan "celebrate originality" after this crapfest.

CELEBRATE ORIGINALITY

Despite the presence of Daft Punk

i don't wear nike cleats because they run too thin, but man, this commercial makes me question my adidas loyalty.

Cute but pointless.

Not evil enough for five, not shit enough for 1.

Terrible.

One bonus star for Snoop Dogg both as a Jedi and as socially acceptable enough to put in a commercial.

Next.

I'm pretty sure Snoop is the only black non-alien in this entire movie.

Going with the flow and one-starring.