THA SUGAH RAIN John Mytton drank 8 bottles of port wine a day and literally killed a horse with alcohol. He once rode a bear into a hotel, and after it bit him, he made the bear his pet. When a miner crossed him during a hunt, they fought a 20 round bareknuckle boxing match. He was rich, drunk, and awesome. Never Forget.
Xenocide Then later, he ran out of money, and was just the third one.
Rudy He tried to cure his hiccups by setting his shirt on fire.
Ursa_minor I know who this guys is, and knew before I saw this....thing. It's garbage. Just because it's about a fucking awesome person doesn't make it awesome by association.
Potrod After reading about him, he doesn't even seem that awesome. Rich, drunk, and didn't give a fuck about anything. The bear thing is cool but I was expecting an Emperor Norton type of guy and was disappointed.
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