morva
Cop: Why are you in a tree?

Female: Cause I like climbing trees.

Cop:......................................OK.

Rev. Blackson Pollock
Sometimes the truth is the most baffling thing a police officer can hear.

THA SUGAH RAIN
Ive never been drunk enough to just sit pantsless on a bar stool like it wasn't even a thing. I usually care about pants. That guy didn't give a fuck.

HankFinch
I laugh now, but I have a feeling thats where I'm gonna end up

Syd Midnight
WW2 vet, alcoholic, Cleveland. Pissed his pants, then took them off to wash them. When the cops hauled him out he hollered "I've been captured by the Germans!" I remember that episode, I felt sorry for him.

Anaxagoras
Oh for the love of God. The shirt makes sense, sorry. It means "There was a a lot of patriotism throughout history, (including Iwo Jima) but recently there hasn't been. But it's back.

It's a fucking stupid shirt, but it does make sense.

IrishWhiskey
I suppose that explanation makes sense. Patriotism existed during WWII, we lost it after so it existed only as history, and its currently back. The reason I didn't get it is because I don't logically think that the 90s were more patriotic than the 80s, 70s, etc.

Anaxagoras
Sorry for the snark. I thought you were being excessively pedantic, but I was wrong... you were just thinking about it differently. My bad.

Rape Van Winkle
This is POEtv. Let's have a serious discussion, and concede when wrong.

memedumpster
IrishWhiskey will cut you wide open.

Toenails
No let's NOT concede when we are wrong!!!! What the hell is so bad about volleying flames back and forth until a page is unreadable and unattractive to a casual viewer?

You man-babies who misinterpret statements made on the internet and then apologize for it need to take a page from a real discussion forum, and let petty grudges over insignificant events shit the place up!!!

Wait a second, that's a stupid way to behave on a website. I'm sorry I posted this guys.

P.S. COPS is awesome because poor people getting in trouble with the law is always entertaining. I LAUGH WHILE I LOOK DOWN MY NOSE AT YOU!!!

Rape Van Winkle
All my stars go to that hooker, who is clearly not sarah silverman.

Kieran27
I currently work graveyards at a gas station, so I know your pain. I may have it worse though since at two in the morning the strip club down the street closes and I get everyone from there stopping by for condoms and smokes before they finally head home.

The drunks who are bleeding and don't care are the ones I hate most...

Keefu
ok

Robin Kestrel
I don't like this show, either, but this is edited very well. Jesse!

spikestoyiu
You are un-American.

Cube
Yeah! Do you have any idea how many young American men died in wars around the world just so could watch COPS?

Although many of them poor and un-educated in the recent times and none of them actually fighting to protect American soil, but you know.

Camonk
"In the recent times"

Are you under the impression that it was the rich intellectuals who all killed each other in WWI or something?

spikestoyiu
Way to take a joke comment and be a total black faggot about it, Cube.

petep
does he say he gets it for taking care of a rabbit? that's when you uncuff him, get in the car and drive away okay

CornOnTheCabre
people call Cops "racist"?

"classist" I can definitely see, but about 75% of their schtick is half-naked meth heads white as the driven snow