Possible answer 3 is my favorite:
Energy 'offsets' can result in matter appearing as if from nowhere
Therefore God is scientifically possible
Therefore God exists
|Rum Revenge |
Fine then, I'll use another argument against the existence of God.
|Monkey Napoleon |
Apparently someone has been busy debunking something-teen year old internet athiests. GOOD WORK, YOU GET A STAR
The point is that this unobservable stuff that is supposed to BLOW AN ATHEIST'S MIND is theoretically potentially observable, if not now then eventually. We just don't have the technology yet. 75 years ago we didn't know how DNA worked. Now we have the entire human genome mapped. Eventually we can unlock and observe these things. That's why we have the Large Hadron Collider.
God is never observable, because he isn't real.
The atheist is balding, and therefore wrong.
I'll let you in on a secret: this stuff isn't for convincing atheists, it's for helping idiots to sleep at night.
he is an atheist, he is a mac
Five for Godtarded.
If a god like the one depicted in the bible really made the universe, it would be obvious because the arrogant bastard would be in our faces about it all the time. His personality minus his presence seems to indicate he either doesn't exist or someone stabbed the fucker behind our backs, doing us a favor.
No, see, God was just going through puberty back then. He was all, "I'm ANGRY, and I don't even know whyyyy!! TIME TO SMASH SOME BUGS, that will provide a temporary distraction from my hormonal distress and confusion!", and "Hey, Satan, check out this Job dude. He totally wants to sit at the cool kids table, and I told him he has to pass some kinda initiation tests first, LOL! What a dork!! Oh, yeah, and we gotta come up with some 'tests'", or "OMG, I gotta tap that fine, 12 year-old ass! UMPPHHHH!"
God these days is more leveled-headed and mellowed out, and avoids us all because he's completely ashamed of his behavior towards humanity. He's all huddled in his basement wondering how to get out of all those stupid boasts and promises he made like 2000 years ago, and also he's afraid he run into us again if he comes back to Earth.
And that's why there is no observable evidence for a deity!
Beat that, ATHEISTS!!
Somewhere, God is stoned and promises He'll call us tomorrow.
Provide a rational argument stating objective evidence for some form of supernatural agency?
Ha ha, who am I kidding?
|Caminante Nocturno |
One of my favorite things about creationists is how they denounce science for being anti-christian while simultaneously trying to use it to validate their beliefs.
To be fair, I really do say, "Hey stupid God-believer. You're stupid" pretty regularly to my theistic friends. It's pretty much my catch-phrase.
If you think that proof of the existence of god is either possible or desirable, you are in fact an atheist already. This is why god is dead.
I like things that are in the poe's law neutral zone.
I like how the author of the video never bothers to reply to people giving rational arguments in the youtube comments.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Neither entertaining nor groundbreaking. I can't 5 star this with good conscience just because of an animated combover. Sorry.
Citing your conscience when it comes to rating a fucking video is pretty idiotic, bro.
There are about eight thousand creationists on Youtube who think they're geniuses for figuring out St. Thomas Aquinas' Five Proofs of God all on their own. Then they re-package them in the most obnoxious way possible, shoehorn in either Cause and Effect or the First Law of Motion, and poop it out onto Youtube.
Of course, from his vantage point in the 13th century, Thomas didn't have those scientific concepts to use as a crutch, which is why his proofs are considered such impressive philosophical arguments even now. Also, he presumably wasn't a total cockhole about the whole thing.
Youtube creationists can take heart, though, because Thomas was also cartoonishly fat. So at least they have one thing in common.
I don't think Ol' Sanny Thom ever considered our universe to be theoretically existing in some greater structure of more dimensions where the "laws" of our universe my not necessarily apply. Who says there can't be an infinity, with proof? There is an entire branch of math devoted to contemplating infinity, and it has no base whatsoever in worshiping snake obsessed hyborian necromancer-warlords, but perhaps it should.
You know, if he has the standard Saint-suite of powers, maybe we should be leaving out some cookies or something.
Dude, did you just recast a major theological thinker as a dark priest from a Conan novel?
I wanna read your screenplay.
If you hate yourself, check out his other videos/website. This is a man who has learned well from Glenn Beck.
|Goethe and ernie |
That atheist DOES have a pretty stupid voice, I guess God did create the universe after all.
As a person of faith, I will never really understand why some people who claim to have it are so troubled by being in the merest presence of people who don't. They're basically admitting that their faith is solely dependent upon others agreeing with it, which science tells us is greater than or equal to the total mass of a single mustard seed.
We currently lack a robust scientific explanation for _______. Therefore, God did it.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
"I don't know, but I see no solid evidence that an intelligent supernatural being was the cause. Let alone the being that you, or anyone else for that matter, prays to and worships."
There, is that so hard?
I'm unable to completely explain the origins of the universe itself. Thus, it was that guy the romans crucified. Now all makes sense.
|a flaming monkey |
This video proves without a doubt that you're all balding, stupid, pseudo-intellectuals who would never ponder the shortfalls of your ideas. Can't you see that he is the level-headed hero? Look at his full, logical head of luscious, god-given hair. What more proof do you need? He is the better man and you know it!
Remember kids, the correct answer is number one, with the superfluous addition of a guy with magical powers.
I would comment on this, but unfortunately my head has exploded.
LOGIC TRAP! HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT! TAKEN MY SPEECH! TAKEN MY HEARING!
I would rather search for answers to my questions, and learn new concepts or ideas, rather than sit back and let it all be explained by a "supernatural being". That has to be the most half-assed answer I've ever heard.
Fucking learn something new and stop trying to get by in life saying that "god did it" you uneducated arrogant prick.
Therefore God exists and listens to the same loop of the Max Rebo Band over and over.
All atheists sound like that. Even me. Imagine this comment written in that voice.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
A grenade will make an atheistís head explode. Problem solved.
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