RocketBlender
Strangely, the capital of the super-conservative state is about as liberal as the south gets. I'm not even kidding. Ageusiatic would be glad to share some stories, I'm sure.

Ageusiatic
Somehow, nobody outside of Austin hears the rumor that Rick Perry is gay. Around here, there's a whole lot of rumors, and it will not surprise me one bit when there's a scandal.

Syd Midnight
I hear Texas liberals are 7 feet tall and don't take any shit.