WWE - Perry Saturn Shoots on a Jobber

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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck

- 2010-06-15

I like real violence.

Hooper_X - 2010-06-15

Perry Saturn is one of those "so weird it's true" wrestling stories. Dude was always on the cusp of being a huge star, then he disappears completely from the map. Like, didn't attend the funerals of two of his closest friends in the business, didn't attend the funeral of the man who taught him how to wrestle. People honestly thought he was dead.

Apparently he's working in a warehouse somewhere in Minnesota.

This may in fact make him one of the smartest people in the history of the business.

spikestoyiu - 2010-06-16

According to the wiki, they've found him, and the story of his disappearance wasn't all that interesting.

Hooper_X - 2010-06-16

Yeah, he just bailed out on the entire thing.

Apparently he's also known for bailing out on child support...

Cena_mark - 2010-06-15

A friend of mine who was in the business said this guy is crazy and an asshole.

Frank Rizzo

- 2010-06-15

from wikipedia...

"After a match in which he legitimately attacked jobber Mike Bell, Saturn immediately underwent a significant gimmick change and, possibly as punishment for his actions, was involved in storylines about his becoming infatuated with a mop."

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Anaxagoras

- 2010-06-16

The video was good, but these stars are for Frank's wiki quote.

Hooper_X

- 2010-06-16

Yeah. Saturn was saddled with a couple of questionable gimmicks. For a while he wore a dress and makeup everywhere (in kayfabe he lost a "loser has to wear a dress for a day" match and ended up enjoying it),

oddeye - 2010-06-16

He has issues and not just from all the roids he shoved up his ass.

spikestoyiu - 2010-06-16

I'm not entirely sure oddeye knows how to properly take steroids.

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-06-16

"As Saturn and Cronus were their cultures' respective gods of the harvest, Satullo proposed that they be known as 'The Harvesters of Sorrow'. Promoter Jerry Lawler advised Satullo that the significance of the name would not be evident to many fans, so they became known as The Eliminators."

Rudy

- 2010-06-16

"You're welcome!"

That was his actual catchphrase during the period when he was being punished.

Could have been worse. Look at how the rest of the Radicalz turned out...

oddeye - 2010-06-16

I am well aware that steroids are typically injected. Often in the ass.

spikestoyiu - 2010-06-16

Usually in the ass. I guess it was your choice of the word "up" that particularly confused me.

Syd Midnight

- 2010-06-16

with a big turkey baster looking thing

oddeye - 2014-04-18

Let's meet in the middle ground. up into his ass

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