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Desc:No fakes, no fan-mades. The real deal.
Category:Video Games
Tags:valve, portal, GlaDOS
Submitted:voodoo_pork
Date:06/15/10
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Comment count is 31
theSnake
Valve is the only studio that can make FPS games. Fuck your shit bitch. Fuck your consolized regenerating health cover shooters. Im mad about videogames!!!!!!!!!!!
poorwill
This is true, but only because Epic has given up making good Unreal Tournament games to make shitty Gears of Wars games. Somebody needs to upload the E3 stage demo of Gears 3 - it features a space orc ripping a dude's arm off and beating him with it. Note that this is intended to be a dramatic, emotional scene.

RocketBlender
I wish I thought you were kidding. Also, I third the hatred for all these fucking 'hide behind a rock and wait to heal up' shooters.

Mike Tyson?!
Uh, Portal has regenerating health you know.

Adham Nu'man
Valve IS making the best FPSs, but not because of the "I hate the lack of realism of regenerating health, I'd rather have the hardcore experience of a single Health bar that depletes gradually even though they just shot both my kneecaps with a sniper rifle and I continue running at full speed, but now I have to hunt for a magic white box with a red cross on it that will instantly return me to full health" retard reason.

OxygenThief
It's not the regenerating health that they have a problem with it's the hiding behind rocks.

Camonk
I can't decide whether theSnake is perfectly parodying the rest of you idiots accidentally or on purpose.

RocketBlender
Portal also isn't an FPS, so it gets away with it.

spikestoyiu
The game is in the first person perspective and you shoot -- shut up.

Merzbau
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQLpU0T-Sow

Christ, I can't wait for this game.
theSnake
JIZZZZZZZ

Merzbau
all over me

all over you

a sparkling rainbow of fanboy love mayo

come, dance with me

RocketBlender
Okay, I'm genuinely impressed by the liquid physics showing.

Wander
Reminds me of a college students project game called TAG...wonder if they hired those guys like they did the narbacular drop guys.

Jet Bin Fever
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Merzbau
Wander- they did. Valve are snatching up new dev teams at a frightening, wonderful rate.

Comeuppance
This is the least informative episode 3 trailer ever. I didn't see a bit of gameplay footage.
Caminante Nocturno
I really am a monster!

We ALL are!
revdrew
JESUS WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 3 WHAT IS THIS HORSESHIT

I mean.. yay?
memedumpster
What's that? I have to try this crack? Well, okay.
oddeye
Portal is the best thing Chet has ever made, 3 stars.
tmavomodry
Erik too

Nikon
I'm so there.
spikestoyiu
So is "you monster" the next thing to be driven into the ground and then back again by the Internet? Or are we going to me subjected to even more cake jokes? Either way, I'll play the shit out of this game.
Caminante Nocturno
The cake is a monster.

YOU ARE A CAKE!

NewHeavenSalesman
god this game looks lame, you stupid nerds
BorrowedSolution
You monster.

SteamPoweredKleenex
You were obviously not weeded out of the testing candidate pool by your obvious personality flaws. Congratulations, spikestoyiu.

It amazes me you've made it this far because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.

spikestoyiu
All that effort and you can't even reply to the right thread.

Longshot-
A paragraph long insult, killed before it could even live.

Is this what the internet has come to?!


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