5 stars because this sure does take me back

If I was player two, I would have slapped whoever was wasting my time like that.

Eh. You can only do this in the first few weeks of the season. Then the AI gets cheatingly good.

Bo Jackson was unfuckingstoppable.

Tecmo Is No One....er, No. 1.

This is the only football game the Bills are good in!

Someone sure was teasing his little brother

"CUT IT OUT! I'M TELLING MOM!!!"

Crippling laughter. And crippling nostalgia. My best friend would always know how to do that shit.

I counted 296 yards.

YES! FUCK YOU, NEW ENGLAND!

That music has played in my head during every snap of every football game I have ever watched.

I understand you gotta win, but that seemed like a very mean way to get a hole in one.