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delicatessen - 2010-06-17

Deer does 1d2 pts dmg

Meatsack Jones - 2010-06-17


Medium-Size Animal

Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp)

Initiative: +2 (Dex)

Speed: 30 ft

AC: 13 (+2 Dex, +1 natural)

Attacks: 2 hooves +4 melee; or gore +4 melee

Damage: Hoof 1d4+1; or gore 1d6+1

Face/Reach: 5 ft by 5 ft/5 ft

Special Qualities: Scent

Saves: Fort +1, Ref +4, Will +2

Abilities: Str 12, Dex 15, Con 12, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6

Skills: Hide +8*, Listen +5, Move Silently +8, Spot +5

Feats: Weapon Finesse

Climate/Terrain: Any forest, plains, and hills

Organization: Solitary or herd (mated pair)
Challenge Rating: 1/4

Treasure: None

Alignment: Always neutral

Advancement: 3 HD (Large)

Shy and wary, deer range from the arctic to the tropics. These statistics represent the typical white-tailed deer. These statistics can also be used to represent other deer-like animals, such as caribou and antelope.


Deer attack using their hooves or antlers. Antelope, when defending their herd, attack by charging an opponent and butting with its horns (gore damage). The gore attack only applies to bucks with antlers.

Skills: Deer receive a +4 racial bonus to Hide and Move Silently checks. *In forested areas, the Hide bonus increases to +8.

Smellvin - 2010-06-17

Please tell me that you copy/pasted that from some D&D book and didn't just type that up yourself.

memedumpster - 2010-06-17

That deer attacked an unarmed, defenseless, screaming, marshmallow man, its actions have shifted its alignment ten points towards evil.

rastarat - 2010-06-17

What are the skins worth in town? I need a complete entry to fap.

Camonk - 2010-06-17

I can't believe there's two f'ing D&D jokes in a row. What is with this place. Used to be there'd be like and everybody would crow at the nerd. Those were good days.

Nikon - 2010-06-17

If they want to let their dice bags hang out, I'm cool with it.

CapnJesusHood - 2010-06-17

Camonk is John Goodman from Revenge of the Nerds, all hands on hips and whistle dangling from grimacing lips.

duck&cover - 2010-06-17

Deer love suet, so it's tenderizing him with its hooves.

Camonk - 2010-06-17

Who gets the fat guy? ME, or the DOG?!

Camonk - 2010-06-18

I don't even know who to root for in this video, cause I hate deer AND fat guys.

I guess I hope after the camera stopped an awesome lion ate the shit out of both of them.

Adramelech - 2010-06-17

Any video that starts with "fag guy attacked" is an automatic five stars.

James Woods - 2010-06-17

I'm sorry you feel that way, you monster.

Scynne - 2010-06-17

I'm sorry you don't, Mr. Woods.

Jet Bin Fever - 2010-06-17

This is not how I imagined Gabriel Iglesias' death.

spikestoyiu - 2010-06-17

I was hoping it would be much more painful. And on fire.

Squeamish - 2010-06-17

See, if he had a Cold Steel Deerfucker(tm), that deer and any weird terrorists hanging around it WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM.

James Woods - 2010-06-17

21 feet. Just hangin out in the forest. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHH!

You gotta move!

posertom - 2010-06-17

I played D&D with that guy.

fatatty - 2010-06-17


mashedtater - 2010-06-17

you are a goddamn liar.

La Loco - 2010-06-18

That man is going to get rabies.

Lauritz Melchior - 2010-11-07

I kept on grimacing, expecting a hoof to the skull...

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