|fedex - 2010-06-17 |
I only tipped the scales to say what a dated abomination this appears to be
five stars of evil
They're even using Wild Thing as the theme song. UGH.
Walking on Sunshine.
Did they actually consider naming this Smurf'd? I can't tell. Nothing is too stupid or ridiculous anymore.
|Urkel Forever - 2010-06-17 |
Words escape me.
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-06-17 |
|Camonk - 2010-06-17 |
No, wait, I don't care. I'm gonna say it's fake. FAAAAAKE.
Don't worry guys it's fake.
Jet Bin Fever
Sorry Camonk. :(
John Oliver is playing Vanity, Camonk. Don't fight it. Join us. Joooooiiinnnn ussssss.
|phalsebob - 2010-06-17 |
|Dread Pirate Roberts - 2010-06-17 |
Oh, for the love of god. They'll make a Smurfs movie, but Thundercats is still nowhere to be found.
What on earth is wrong with you?
You haven't been paying attention, have you? Thundercats has been greenlighted for a while now.
Incredible Mr. Limpet is getting remade with Zach Galifinakis. Fact. Look it up.
But I'm still not going to look up if I spelled his name right.
What about the Groovy Ghoulies reboot?!?
|Koda Maja - 2010-06-17 |
Why does only Lincoln get smurfed?
|Candlejackv616 - 2010-06-17 |
Where the fuck was the record scratch?
|Rape Van Winkle - 2010-06-17 |
Are you fucking kidding me?
THIS IS FAKE AS HELL
I love you, Camonk.
|StanleyPain - 2010-06-17 |
just to add to the pain, george lopez will be grouchy smurf.
Eeeeeey, white Smurfs, they all be giving their children names like Dakota and Tyler and stuff, while Mexican Smurfs, they do similar things but in an earthier ethnic fashion!
(repeat with minor variations for the next 30/60/90 minutes until show is done)
And then again in the following time slot with Carlos Mencia.
|FABIO - 2010-06-17 |
Look on the bright side, current nostalgia trends indicate that we're only 5-10 years away from an Exosquad movie.
I would kill up to five white people and any number up to 100 of minorities for an Exosquad movie. I'm not shitting. Don't try to say I'm shitting.
You're just shiittiiiing.
Also, this is remarkably evil. Stop molesting my inner child hollywood, you monsters.
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|SDAusmus - 2010-06-17 |
|Xenocide - 2010-06-18 |
"YOU TELL PAPA SMURF I WON'T TAKE ANY PART IN HIS GODDAMN MINSTREL SHOW!" said Brainy, as he slammed the phone down. "That sell-out."
"Another call from Los Angeles?" asked his wife, with more than a little trepidation. "Are they still trying to get you to reconsider about being in the movie?"
"Uh huh." Brainy took off his glasses and rubbed his temples.
"Listen, Cheery was telling me that the non-Smurf kids at school have been making fun of her. They've all seen the...the trailer. They keep following her around asking if she's going to paint things blue."
"Oh, God, honey," said Brainy, unable to meet her gaze. "Look what the white man's turned us into."
|Innocent Bystander - 2010-06-18 |
Will not watch.
|kingofthenothing - 2010-06-18 |
POSSIBILITY OF BLUE SIDE-BOOB IN 3D!!!!!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-06-18 |
Did I ingest peyote? What the fuck just happened?
|kennydra - 2010-06-18 |
seriously? the shitty action film font? what the FUCK. goddddd wheres my prozac.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2010-06-18 |
FUCK THE WORLD.
|Adramelech - 2010-06-18 |
I can't tell the difference between this and the fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder.
Just going to assume this is some elaborate, multi-million dollar troll attempt.
|Hooper_X - 2010-06-18 |
Everyone thinks this is fake, but they eat the Mortal Kombat one up with a spoon. Strange.
|zerobackup - 2010-06-18 |
But will it be in 3D?.....OF COURSE IT WILL BE IN FUCKING 3D
IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT GOOD
MAKE IT 3D
|Chizmurder - 2010-06-18 |
|memedumpster - 2010-06-18 |
Fucking Hollywood, how does it work!?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-06-18 |
Odds are that this is a promise I won't keep, but I hereby resolve to never set foot in a movie theater for the rest of eternity.
|Valkor - 2010-06-18 |
Oh man a shitty old cartoon is being turned into a shitty new movie. I am gonna freak out on the internet.
Here I got
Don't you have some shitty rhymes to go make on some other video?
|mon666ster - 2010-06-21 |
This will take all the heat off those Garfield movies.
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