Is this a thing?
Is this a real thing?
Read Skipping Towards Gomorrah, he has a fun chapter on fatty fat fats. Lots of buttery details on chubby chasers too.
Does it come with power steering and some soon-to-broken suspension? What about a pathetic horn that wouldn't even wake a baby?
I bet all the fat people were really taking the air out of the room. Also, did they instruct the people laying out the chairs to leave 10 inches between each chair?
Fatters gonna fat.
Truly the future.
I love the fat old men who wear suspenders despite the fact that they're constantly sitting.
|Syd Midnight |
So what country is this from? I suppose it could be any country, no reason to assume it's the United fucking States. Oh, it's in Washington D.C.?
It weighs only 35 pounds, so it'll take four of us to lift one.
At what point does it become more agreeable to lift 35 pounds over walking your own body around?
The smug look on her face, her leather riding gloves, the camera panning at the last second to some fat thing stuffing her face... This is great.
|Johnny Madhouse |
They all look so lumpy at the end.
holy shit it really is a fat convention i thought you were being glib.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I can't stop laughing, even though there's a small voice in the back of my head insisting that I should be deeply offended by this.
I know I shouldn't laugh, but dear god, it spills forth. I usually hate these requests, but this is begging for a Benny Hill edit.
that said, those scooters look kinda boss, i want one. its zippy.
And I'm proud to be an American...
I heard about these NAAFA goons years ago and just assumed they dwindled into obscurity some time in early 2000 when more people started paying attention to what they were stuffing in their faces.
It's amazing that an organization like this can still persist, acting as if morbid obesity is a lifestyle rather than a critical medical condition that needs to be addressed immediately.
Definitely the most evil thing ever set to Born To Be Wild.
|asian hick |
When I found out this was taking place in my city, the 12-year old in me was really tempted to sneak down there and put "ELEVATOR OUT OF ORDER" signs on all the hotel elevators just to watch the crying/possible riot that would ensue.
Things I love about this video:
- Her almost tipping over on her first spin 'round
- The announcer's sassy snap when she says "like *THAT*"
- The last shot
I have mobility accessories. They're called MY FUCKING LEGS, YOU FAT SACKS OF SHIT.
"Mobility Accessory"... just like your legs except this one still works.
I love how she almost dumps it over taking the first corner. This would have been a much much much better video if she would have wiped out during those first few seconds.
What does she say at :54? dream come true for fatsos? fat hos? fat hogs?
i think it's "fat girls." so basically yeah what you said.
Everywhere I go, there seems to be an impromptu fat convention happening.
The related videos are worth a watch, too. About half are NAAFA-related (including a fashion show!) and the other half are barely-SFW BBW fetish camwhores.
The center of gravity is too high. Tight turns might cause the vehicle to roll over. Did we not learn a thing from SUVs?
1:03: Oh. They're eating.
It weighs only 35 pounds, which is great because you wouldn't want to have to gain any muscle mass
|The Mothership |
HUGE CROWD, hahaha!
"Great... great music for this!"
Fuck you, lady. This is a worse affront to classic rock than that Wrangler Jeans commercial that bastardized "Fortunate Son."
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