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Desc:Absolutely flaming, ascot-wearing 'ex-gay' shares his story
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Jesus, homosexuality, ex-gay, ascot, beyond satire
Submitted:Teased Vagina
Date:06/22/10
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Submitted by Teased Vagina. ahahahah.
takewithfood
I tell ya what. They don't just hate that you want to suck another dude's tackle, they hate that you look, sound, and act like you do, too.
Emcee
No, I'm pretty sure if every gay man in the world turned into Sean Connery, these people would still object to what homos were doing in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

takewithfood
Read carefully.

Emcee
If your point wasn't "hey if gays didn't ACT and LOOK and SOUND all GAY, there wouldn't be such a big problem", then what was your point?

takewithfood
There's an important "just" in what I wrote. See if you can find it! If it's too hard, ask an adult to help you.

The majority of people who believe that homosexuality is a sin actually fucking hate the shit out of everything that so much as smells gay. Yes, they want you to "see the errors of your sinful ways" and stop having gay sex, but they also want you to lose the lisp, tighten up those wrists, and wear high-waisted jeans and American flag t-shirts like the rest of them.

If this guy thinks he's on Christianity's side because he's stopped having sex with other dudes, he's wrong. A loooot of people are still going to hate the shit out of him because of the way he speaks and dresses.

Camonk
Wait, are we sure this isn't a joke? Cause that guy is Kids in the Hall gay. Just look at his soul patch.

He's so excited by the idea of God cracking a whip.
chumbucket
he comes from the church of the aggressive bear god

IrishWhiskey
They wanted to make it clear that this was a gay man bashing homosexuality, and so probably told him to dress in keeping with their stereotypes.

It also fits with the idea stated in the video, that homosexuality is caused by overbearing mothers and absent fathers leading to effeminate boys. They want him acting "sissy", because it fits the world-view, as long as he's also bashing gays. The scariest thing for them is a gay guy who acts just like any other straight man. Its like how racists want black people to conform to stereotypes and know their place; the last thing they want is for their perspectives to be challenged.

Rodents of Unusual Size
STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE LOOKIN AT YOU!

charmlessman
Gay man has a drug induced nervous breakdown, misinterprets it as god, decides he's not gay and starts bathing in self delusion. To quote Tyler Durden, sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. He may say he's attracted to women, but that ascot says different. It's so sad that people with self loathing issues are given this false path. Being gay isn't this guy's problem. Being a bipolar manic with self hating tendencies is. Covering that with straightness is like trying to clean your clothes with Fabreeze. It may smell pretty to you, but your clothes are still dirty.
ItsAboutTime
Although quoting fight club is positively not cool, even if you read the book, great post! This shit was hard to watch, but somehow stuff like this asks to be picked apart and to be analyzed. And because of links like this, Poetv is not dead.

charmlessman
Sorry. I should have waited the 6 months there are left in the "It's no longer cool to quote Fight Club" phase until we enter the "Hey, did you know those pictures of the Suicide Girls beating each other up is based on a movie?" phase.

Busby Berkeley
Fight Club came out 11 years ago.

Riskbreaker
Dat scarf.
Fatback Jack
Stars are for the sparkle in his eye at 4:06.
Frank Rizzo
this makes me sad, gay people that convince themselves of this shit.

you're super fucking gay dude, grab a super gay cock and blog about it on your super gay web log.

5 for E

boner
The O's in the REVOLUTION sign look like butt holes.
memedumpster
He chose holding the line over running the train, guys.
Udderdude
Hey guys, I heard if you play this shit backwards, you can hear the guy say "Oh god I desperately want a cock in my ass." Seriously.
Rudy
Worst Buddy skit ever.
cognitivedissonance
Where does one FIND an ascot, anyway? I'm the gayest gay that ever gayed on St. Homo's Day, and I am completely stumped.
IrishWhiskey
Dammit, I forgot St. Homo's Day again! Time for some belated phallic cards.

Billy the Poet
Oscar Wilde's tomb?

mashedtater
baby, its just a scarf tied around your neck. go to goodwill and get yourself a bargain.

oddeye
He now lives in a hell of his own making, awash with self-loathing and denial. Thanks fundamentalism.
SeaSerpent
Shit eating sperm! Ahahahaha! That's right fools, every time you ride ass you're subjecting your potential children to a shit eating death. 5 for just thinking of the children.
apiaryist
I can't believe that Beyond Satire isn't linked.
phalsebob
His soul may be saved, but his style is fabulously sinful.
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Billy the Poet
Another triumph for auto-caption:

"They should demand that get mad at the one that caught my eye, you know really! At the end of the day they're taking it and Scott and homosexuality. We need to have compassion for people who are bound by that. It is this policy, a thing. They're not going to help anybody. I sure can. Now you've got to leave them with the weight of the Kemp Commission..."
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