all crustations do this, this is news to you?
i would star my own sub for "pedantic shitnozzle"
Now's your chance. Hit its weak point for massive damage.
*resumes picking at detritus*
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
hooly shit. That crab escaped itself through sheer force of will, i need at least a litre to do that.
Mmm, softshell crab. Stuff that thing into a hoagie, quick!
How the hell did it get its legs out of its legs?!
|Frank Rizzo |
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
He may have shed his outer shell but on the inside he's still the same old crotchety asshole.
I bet that feels really good
|Caminante Nocturno |
My spider crab is evolving into...
... A SPIDER CRAB!
Later, he found a shell just like his old one, except there was a raccoon in it.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I've seen this kind of stuff on the Discovery channel now and then, but I couldn't help myself from thinking "HOLY SHIT!" when it actually happened.
this video makes me want to stretch and yawn and get out all the kinks in my back
AAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
how did it get its legs out?!?!?!
little crabs skittering around all like, "can we help? can we help?"
Nature is gross. :(
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