i would have voted this up in the hopper just based on how much the title/description made me laugh.
what is this?
The world's first toreador simulator. Virtual bullfighting is less cruel.
I never had so much submission regret as when I submitted this. I told myself, "don't worry... when you come back in an hour it will be -5."
artists always forget to add air resistance
cloth doesn't keep its momentum that long, unless it's led cloth
your whining brings me joy camonk, thank you.
SolRo the Bland has spoken!
Thats the whole fucking point solro. The cloth IS lead. Its blatantly clear by the rendered color.
Wise up. And learn to spell while you`re at it.
Well, at least someone's entertained in a tortured connection to you saying things.
|Testicles of Doom |
YOU GET THAT GOD DAMNED COW OUT OF MY CURTAINS MISTER I JUST WASHED THEM
The cow is going to make a ball gown out of those curtains.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Now if they could only accurately render a festering manure pool and a guy that you can dip into it.
The implications of this technology on the 3D rendering of ballsacks being dipped into urine are mind-blowing.
this feels like a far side joke of some sort.
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