this is the first wuxia ive ever seen with Jesus in it
making silly noises with his lips
THIS IS MY NEW RELIGION.
Jesus is fucking scary.
When Jesus punches you, he doesn't even have to connect.
That's how divine his punches are.
All of this, and the big reward is #1 in east Chung Yuan? Shouldn't you guys aim a little higher? Like maybe all of Chung Yuan? Or, like, even just the tri-province area?
The watered-down Jesus Christ Superstar music when he shows up really makes this.
Who would actually win in a fight between Jesus Christ and Batman? I know he managed to beat Superman and that's supposed to represent mankinds power over god.
See, that's actually a really good question. Batman's triumph over Superman is predicated upon several things, most importantly Superman's personality and Batman's understanding of it. For instance, Superman COULD fly into space and disintegrate Bruce Wayne with eyelasers. But he WOULDN'T. But Batman would totally ambush Superman with Kryptonite.
Jesus's physical weaknesses are less pronounced, and less famous. But he's pretty much guaranteed to turn the other cheek when the actual fighting starts. But Batman's going to have a lot of trouble in the court of public opinion. And, of course, Bruce Wayne being super rich is another handle the gentle carpenter can use.
I think it'd be a pretty fair fight over all, but the fact that he's a ninja and scientist AND a keen observer of human nature means I give the slight edge to Batman.
Jesus, the things I'll go on about to keep from writing a paper.
Come on, Jesus walked right into an EPIC FAIL in the matter of public opinion. Barrabas anyone?
EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL EPIC FAIL
Jesus opened the whole can on them
|wtf japan |
The real Jesus defeats his enemies by letting them beat him up until they feel terrible about themselves.
This movie is the spiritual successor to Eagle Shooting Heroes which is also an awesome, over-the-top parody of the sword-and-sorcery, wuxia genre.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"Pretty much everywhere, there's gonna be punches"
"HEE HEE HEE HEE"
"The one who doesn't fall never stands up. It happened that people made me an idol. But everybody loses. I'm just a human being. And if it's God's will next fight, I'll win."
Who said this? Jesus Christ or Fedor Emelianenko?
I gotta say in any other situation I would pull hard for Batman but Jesus' laughter is infectious
"I'm tired of Chu coming up with all these rediculous characters - the guy is way too into Western pop culture."
|Lan Tianhe |
how did I miss this
|Killer Joe |
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