Meerkat It is indeed good to know that he is on the case, uncovering these earth-shattering revelations and keeping the planet safe for the next generation and their pets.
Triggerbaby This guy that my brother knows says his uncle said that Barbie was based on a sex doll! LET'S BLOW THE LID OFF THE CONSPIRACY!
mashedtater these sorts of things are baby steps to the JFK cover up and UFOs
Jet Bin Fever This is the pretentious guy at a video game store, movie theater, or best buy that compulsively corrects people on their choices.
I hate that guy. I want mace just for that guy. Hey guy, I don't care what you think about this thing I'm thinking about purchasing. Oh you don't like it? WELL NOW I'M BUYING IT JUST TO PISS YOU OFF YOU GREASY-HAIRED TURD