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People who actively hate Twilight are now as shrill and grating as the people who like it.
Yeah man before Twilight came along and fucked things up vampires were all awesome and shit. Goddamn Stephanie Myers for ruining the glorious tradition set down by Ann Rice, White Wolf, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
Vampires were never "badass". Blade sucked, John Carpenter's Vampires sucked, Lost Boys suckd, Dracula 2000 sucked, Queen of the Damned sucked, that movie with Gary Oldman and Keanu Reeves and whatsherface sucked, Ace Ventura: Vampire Hunter sucked, oh wait, that was some other movie with Hugh Jackman, and Interview With A Vampire was... eh. It's hard to feel like some fruity pretty-boys who make out with their "victims" are monstrous. They're about as scary as a Wiccan wearing fairy wings. I mean there's no core to the idea of whatever some undead creature is, be it zombie or vampire; they're pretty much modular, add a power, take a power, change a weakness, add some other superfluous feature to make it "your own", mess with their origin if you're feeling bold (extra credit, totally optional), and boom, people will eat that shit up like it's new and exciting.
While we're at it, let's make some remakes of Killer Klownz From Outer Space, or Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes. Or Basket Case.
What Feyd said.
Also, Hammer movies, Christopher Lee, Nosferatu, Bela Lugosi, among others.
Nobody is going to remember Twilight once the movies are over, except teenage girls who will grow to become either bored housewives or obsesed fan-fic authors hambeasts in their late 30s still waiting for the ideal androgynous looking guy.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Vampire movies that aren't horrible:
Shadow of the Vampire
From Dusk Til Dawn
Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula
You guys have some really strong opinions about some truly pointless shit.
Back when everything outside your 1-room cottage was mysterious and wanted you dead, vampires were an explanation for why in the morning they found you in bed, pale, also not alive anymore.
Yeah, that was my little joke, hope you all laughed for several hours!! Notice how I also achieved a second double-entendre by the use of the word "period" in there. So, overall, I'd say this joke is compelling, mesmerizing, a tour de force.
There's not way that guy doesn't have a one-syllable name, like Chad or Jake.
There's no mistaking that laugh.
That's a Chad-laugh.
This is all my female coworkers.
Twilight is a series that encourages impressionable young girls to be mopey, self absorbed centers of attention split between friends you brush off and boys, and true love means resisting the overpowering urge to murder you until the time comes to get married after the 5th date and sacrifice your life to fulfill your purpose of producing children...
...and everyone's beef with it here is that it ruined their favorite D&D monster.
From what I gather of this series, the only motivitions the characters have in life is:
A. For the male characters: To love and protect the main Female
B. For the main Female character: To be loved and protected by either of the two male leads.
Yeah cause why have any other goals in life like college, a career, shit even a hobby that elicits some other emotion in you other than "He gave me that longing look today *swoon*".
Fuck that, when you can just devote your life to someone else and vice versa and act like thats the only thing in life worth a dam...I mean seriously do these characters even have jobs or do anything other than protect each other?
Its like this shit teaches young girls that all that matters in your life is your man and defining yourself by others and that developing your own personality and life is meaningless without your "true love".
Dude, fuck you! My favorite D&D monster is the otyugh!
NO WAIT! WAIT! UMBER HULK!
lol, "what about margarine?"
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