Some, but for really reals, Twilight has not only attracted thousands of really really annoying people to it and each other (and then exposed themselves to the rest of us), but it's also kind of ruined the idea of vampires, which have previously been pretty god damned bad ass. What are called vampires in these stories are one of the worst perversions of mythology I can recollect. And its terrible.

Yeah man before Twilight came along and fucked things up vampires were all awesome and shit. Goddamn Stephanie Myers for ruining the glorious tradition set down by Ann Rice, White Wolf, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

Vampires were never "badass". Blade sucked, John Carpenter's Vampires sucked, Lost Boys suckd, Dracula 2000 sucked, Queen of the Damned sucked, that movie with Gary Oldman and Keanu Reeves and whatsherface sucked, Ace Ventura: Vampire Hunter sucked, oh wait, that was some other movie with Hugh Jackman, and Interview With A Vampire was... eh. It's hard to feel like some fruity pretty-boys who make out with their "victims" are monstrous. They're about as scary as a Wiccan wearing fairy wings. I mean there's no core to the idea of whatever some undead creature is, be it zombie or vampire; they're pretty much modular, add a power, take a power, change a weakness, add some other superfluous feature to make it "your own", mess with their origin if you're feeling bold (extra credit, totally optional), and boom, people will eat that shit up like it's new and exciting.

While we're at it, let's make some remakes of Killer Klownz From Outer Space, or Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes. Or Basket Case.

Hey hey hey. Let's not get carried away. The Gary Oldman vampire didn't suck.

I can't argue with the others in your list. But Gary Oldman is sacrosanct.

jesus christ you fucking fruitbag. There were vampires before movies. There were vampires before D&D. There were vampires before books about vampires. Those vampires were not completely made-up ridiculous creatures you wanted to fuck with.

What Feyd said.

Also, Hammer movies, Christopher Lee, Nosferatu, Bela Lugosi, among others.

Nobody is going to remember Twilight once the movies are over, except teenage girls who will grow to become either bored housewives or obsesed fan-fic authors hambeasts in their late 30s still waiting for the ideal androgynous looking guy.

The Preacher is like the one comic I've read, and it has a cool vampire in it. He fought in the Easter Rising.

Vampire movies that aren't horrible:

Near Dark
Fright Night
Shadow of the Vampire
From Dusk Til Dawn
Innocent Blood
Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula

You guys have some really strong opinions about some truly pointless shit.

You're crazy.

I actually liked "Interview with the Vampire".

I used to hate Herzog's remake of Nosferatu but I'm coming around to it as of late.

Instead of this comment thread, there just be a picture of two dudes blowing each other

Peter Cushing FTW.

I liked Shadow of the Vampire... that's about it really. I wont actively sit and watch any other vampire movie anymore.

I can't think of a single vampire that doesn't suck. Period.

"I can't think of a single vampire that doesn't suck. Period."

Because that is what they do...?

Back when everything outside your 1-room cottage was mysterious and wanted you dead, vampires were an explanation for why in the morning they found you in bed, pale, also not alive anymore.

Yeah, that was my little joke, hope you all laughed for several hours!! Notice how I also achieved a second double-entendre by the use of the word "period" in there. So, overall, I'd say this joke is compelling, mesmerizing, a tour de force.

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this is every single middle school girl

From what I gather of this series, the only motivitions the characters have in life is:

A. For the male characters: To love and protect the main Female

B. For the main Female character: To be loved and protected by either of the two male leads.

C. Profit.

Yeah cause why have any other goals in life like college, a career, shit even a hobby that elicits some other emotion in you other than "He gave me that longing look today *swoon*".

Fuck that, when you can just devote your life to someone else and vice versa and act like thats the only thing in life worth a dam...I mean seriously do these characters even have jobs or do anything other than protect each other?

Its like this shit teaches young girls that all that matters in your life is your man and defining yourself by others and that developing your own personality and life is meaningless without your "true love".

Dude, fuck you! My favorite D&D monster is the otyugh!

NO WAIT! WAIT! UMBER HULK!