Look, he just got the beefjerky out from the special compartment in his shoes.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|asian hick |
he makes harry knowles look suave.
CVS sucks if you are versioning binaries.
A true renaissance man. Not just a programmer and a gentleman -- but also a lawyer, philosopher, and epicurean too.
beardy num num
Everything goes with Pepsi.
The Nerd Queen.
He is a self contained biological loop.
"i hope he at least spit them out before singing his free software song. "
I can't watch this. Tell me when it's over.
This is what Linux looks like.
I THINK YOU MEAN GNU/LINUX GOOD SIR
|wtf japan |
Good thing no one has a patent on disgusting.
|La Loco |
I'm sure he's recycling all sorts of other secretions too.
never pressing play ever but thanks
The person talking... oh my...
Finally that athlete's foot pays a dividend.
rms launches Free Food Foundation.
|Syd Midnight |
Pretend that the questioner, instead of just being an awkward nerd, is speaking haltingly because he is disgusted to the point of incredulity.
"You'll forgive me the sin for suggesting that patenting a loop would be... (wait for it, wait for it)... CIRCULAR REASONING?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
When Autism met Aspergers.
|Big Muddy |
The man who patented Jiffy Foot.
I actually thought RMS was a pretty talented ventriloquist for the first 50 sec or so. Also: ugh
And people wonder why women are leaving computer science.
Free as in Freegan
|Robin Kestrel |
This is the giving tree.
This man invented emacs, and because of that I would happily put myself between him and a bullet.
And while you're distracted with that, I'll just be over here stabbing Dennis Ritchie.
Five stars for all the comments above. Five more for the complete lack of horrified gasps in the audience.
c'mon you guys-you never bit the hard skin on the side of your fingernail-such hypocrites-
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