Fact: Nobody in America actually likes soccer (except kids wanting to play keep away from someone's little brother), just people wanting to feel worldly for attaching themselves to an aspect of foreign culture. I guarantee any American soccer "fan" is the same kind of person who'll tell you all about how English humor and French films are superior.
Defensive how? I mean, we made it into the second round despite a bad call. You mean we(fat Americans) are being defensive about how this sport is really boring to watch on TV? How can you be defensive about that?
Also there are literally millions of fat Americans waiting to watch the Argentina-Mexico match. So both of youse are idiots this time. I'll just go ahead and say that French film is usually pretty bad so all three of you can be shamed.