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Samisyosam - 2010-06-30

Which one is the dupe? Do I go with the first of the twins and consider it older if even by a few seconds? Do I side with the runt who emerged from the hopper's womb with a lesser sense of punctuality? It is indeed a paradox. I don't know how to vote because I love both of them as if they were my very own afterbirth-bathed offspring.

RomancingTrain - 2010-06-30

Go for the better quality one without an ad in the front.

RockBolt - 2010-06-30

vid=80807 is the lowest number, so this one was technically the original posting

azazel - 2010-06-30

also, this one has a much better title.

The Mothership - 2010-06-30

5 stars for a dupe right next to its twin on the main page.

1394 - 2010-06-30

5 stars for a great dupe.

Frank Rizzo - 2010-06-30


Candlejackv616 - 2010-06-30

The eternal question mankind has been struggling with for ages, why are they closed?

Enjoy - 2010-06-30

We'll only find out after Epic Moustache Man runs into Epic Beard Man and they have it out.

MaulLove - 2010-06-30

This is great. Angry overweight entitled middle aged white man is FURIOUS THAT HE CAN'T SHOP.

This was also in the hopper earlier this afternoon, so Enjoy demonstrated his inability in a) finding a quality source and b) putting some effort into double checking the hopper.

The God of Biscuits - 2010-06-30


Atrekis - 2010-06-30

Has anyone else tried it with the new vuvuzela button?

sheikurbouti - 2010-06-30

The fact that both of these flopped through the hopper at the same time speaks volumes.

Wander - 2010-06-30

No, Enjoy can post straight to the front page, using VOODOO MAGIC.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-06-30

Worked up the nerve to protest, taxi brought him to the wrong spot, and he just rolled with it.

It worked out, too, since the dude filming him thinks the cops are always right and just generally happens to represent everything Agent Peace Star opposes. What are the odds?

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-06-30

Oh, Western culture. What hijinks will you get into next?

pastorofmuppets - 2010-06-30

Hijinks schmijinks. If capitalism is going to repress me by creating false needs, then malls need to be open on those afternoons where I'm false-needing a goddamn churro. THAT IS MY RIGHT

Document - 2010-07-07

abstract representation of churro both precedes (and supersedes) material (VALUE?) "reality" of churro
churro-as-signifier, hambeast-as-actor
POE-tv now indelibly woven into this fat man's tragedy and frustration at Modern Moloch xeroxist regime
CONCLUSION. This man is our churro.

Also, I love that this guy flared up during the G20. He honestly couldn't have picked a better time.

teenage mutant lisa turtle - 2010-06-30

I'm going to spend my night watching these siamese dupes work their way down the home page, because I lead a boring life.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-06-30

Laziest Black Bloc member ever.

JimL2 - 2010-06-30

Hey the original was down, but don't worry I updated it with a working copy.

JimL2 - 2010-06-30

the copy I updated it with kind of didn't work, but don't worry I added another one

Jack Dalton - 2010-06-30

Why does this keep getting taken down? I like to imagine that this guy has been banging on youtube's front door telling them they have no right to post this video.

Andonyx - 2010-06-30

Wait, nobody has anything to say about the...the...whatever's wrong with those kids in the background?

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-06-30


Comrade Admiral - 2010-06-30

raised in toronto

phalsebob - 2010-06-30

Wrong? Screw you, I'm five starring it because of the insolent teenaged mockery, old man!

Tom Collins - 2011-01-24

He was just making love to the door. Give him some privacy.

ashtar. - 2011-02-08

They closed it to keep out the infected.

Xenocide - 2010-06-30



Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-07-05

True facts:

The fatlax is a solitary creature and its mating call is complaining. Because of this it only mates once in a lifetime and then just sort of grazes the local mall for a few years, rejected and impotent, forlorn in a universe of increasing complexity. Its inability to nurture leads to a metamorphosis of madness, and here we hear its bellowing cry. Its as if he's saying "open the doors". What the fatlax is really saying is anyone's guess, but we believe that this attempt is more for attention, so that other animals take notice of this normally inconspicuous creature.

Syd Midnight - 2010-06-30

Right at 2:19 his voice cracks at the same instant as his bravado, when he realizes the cameraman is not intimidated.

Longshot- - 2010-06-30

I like how he asks the cameraman if he's the crazy one at the end.

chumbucket - 2010-06-30

This should be on Eaton Centre's next string of TV ads

Ialdabaoth - 2010-06-30

I thought we only had these kinds of people in America.

azazel - 2010-06-30

Technically, it is.

twinkieafternoon - 2010-06-30


dancingshadow - 2010-06-30

How'd it get closed ?! HOW'D IT GET CLOSED !?

Chalkdust - 2010-07-01


boner - 2010-06-30

For fuck's sake, you're supposed to pull on the handle not push it.

Wonko the Sane - 2010-06-30

for you

Enjoy - 2010-06-30


spikestoyiu - 2010-06-30

We want to SHOP. We want to take advantage of incredible BARGAINS. We want to get a chair massage at a KIOSK. We want to purchase a drink from the ORANGE JULIUS.

kennydra - 2010-06-30

What a pathetic man.

Cube - 2010-06-30

I'd like to think he's yelling at the building and asking it why it's closed.

SixDigitDebt - 2010-07-05

This scene was more effective in Happy Gilmore. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME? ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?"

StanleyPain - 2010-06-30

What's so ultimately awesome is how this guy implies that people not getting all upset about NOT being able to go into a mall are somehow SLAVES TO SOCIETY MAAAAN.

Yes, if you are NOT a consumer and don't give a shit about consumer things, clearly you are brainwashed by the ESTABLISHMENT.

phalsebob - 2010-06-30

Watching this right after watching the kid's show from Afghanistan about not touching landmines gives you a special sort of feeling.

Kumquatxop - 2010-06-30


Camonk - 2010-06-30

"Why are you putting us through this?!"

PS: If these are guys resisting it, then you know what, I'm on the NWO's side. Bring on the bar codes and chips.

The Townleybomb - 2010-06-30

Man, Gavin from Kids in the Hall really grew up to be an asshole.

memedumpster - 2010-06-30

Having seen a guy go apeshit at finding a 24 hour place somehow closed, this clip brings back some very fond memories.

Robin Kestrel - 2010-06-30

Why do they not mention the closing on their website? Why?


Goethe and ernie - 2010-07-01

A million stars for ended it on him asking "are you crazy?". More perfect than if it had been scripted.

citrusmirakel - 2010-07-02

I want to invest a whole lot of time and money into having this man recognized as King of the Baby Boomers.

He is, quite simply, the pitch perfect voice of his generation.

Dicknuts - 2010-07-03

Ha ha, yeah. I love my parents and all, but the baby boomers need to all fucking die already.

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-07-04

They really are the Worst Generation.

Vicious - 2010-09-29

Rip Taylor?!

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