Samisyosam
Which one is the dupe? Do I go with the first of the twins and consider it older if even by a few seconds? Do I side with the runt who emerged from the hopper's womb with a lesser sense of punctuality? It is indeed a paradox. I don't know how to vote because I love both of them as if they were my very own afterbirth-bathed offspring.
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The Mothership 
5 stars for a dupe right next to its twin on the main page.
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1394
5 stars for a great dupe.
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Frank Rizzo
lol
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Candlejackv616
The eternal question mankind has been struggling with for ages, why are they closed?
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Enjoy We'll only find out after Epic Moustache Man runs into Epic Beard Man and they have it out.
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MaulLove
This is great. Angry overweight entitled middle aged white man is FURIOUS THAT HE CAN'T SHOP.
This was also in the hopper earlier this afternoon, so Enjoy demonstrated his inability in a) finding a quality source and b) putting some effort into double checking the hopper.
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The God of Biscuits
HEY GUYS I THINK THIS IS A DUPE, I REMEMBER THE PIXELS
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Atrekis
Has anyone else tried it with the new vuvuzela button?
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sheikurbouti
The fact that both of these flopped through the hopper at the same time speaks volumes.
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pastorofmuppets
Worked up the nerve to protest, taxi brought him to the wrong spot, and he just rolled with it.
It worked out, too, since the dude filming him thinks the cops are always right and just generally happens to represent everything Agent Peace Star opposes. What are the odds?
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Caminante Nocturno
Oh, Western culture. What hijinks will you get into next?
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pastorofmuppets Hijinks schmijinks. If capitalism is going to repress me by creating false needs, then malls need to be open on those afternoons where I'm false-needing a goddamn churro. THAT IS MY RIGHT
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Document abstract representation of churro both precedes (and supersedes) material (VALUE?) "reality" of churro
churro-as-signifier, hambeast-as-actor
POE-tv now indelibly woven into this fat man's tragedy and frustration at Modern Moloch xeroxist regime
CONCLUSION. This man is our churro.
Also, I love that this guy flared up during the G20. He honestly couldn't have picked a better time.
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teenage mutant lisa turtle
I'm going to spend my night watching these siamese dupes work their way down the home page, because I lead a boring life.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Laziest Black Bloc member ever.
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JimL2
Hey the original was down, but don't worry I updated it with a working copy.
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JimL2 the copy I updated it with kind of didn't work, but don't worry I added another one
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Jack Dalton
Why does this keep getting taken down? I like to imagine that this guy has been banging on youtube's front door telling them they have no right to post this video.
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Andonyx
Wait, nobody has anything to say about the...the...whatever's wrong with those kids in the background?
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Xenocide
I AM THE FATLAX.
I SPEAK FOR THE ENTITLED.
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Syd Midnight
Right at 2:19 his voice cracks at the same instant as his bravado, when he realizes the cameraman is not intimidated.
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Longshot-
I like how he asks the cameraman if he's the crazy one at the end.
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chumbucket
This should be on Eaton Centre's next string of TV ads
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Ialdabaoth
I thought we only had these kinds of people in America.
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twinkieafternoon
WHY IS IT CLOSED
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dancingshadow
How'd it get closed ?! HOW'D IT GET CLOSED !?
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boner
For fuck's sake, you're supposed to pull on the handle not push it.
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Enjoy
WHY IS STUFF IN THE HOPPER? WHY IS STUFF IN THE HOPPER? WHY IS STUFF IN THE HOPPER?
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spikestoyiu
We want to SHOP. We want to take advantage of incredible BARGAINS. We want to get a chair massage at a KIOSK. We want to purchase a drink from the ORANGE JULIUS.
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kennydra
What a pathetic man.
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Cube
I'd like to think he's yelling at the building and asking it why it's closed.
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StanleyPain
What's so ultimately awesome is how this guy implies that people not getting all upset about NOT being able to go into a mall are somehow SLAVES TO SOCIETY MAAAAN.
Yes, if you are NOT a consumer and don't give a shit about consumer things, clearly you are brainwashed by the ESTABLISHMENT.
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phalsebob Watching this right after watching the kid's show from Afghanistan about not touching landmines gives you a special sort of feeling.
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Camonk
"Why are you putting us through this?!"
PS: If these are guys resisting it, then you know what, I'm on the NWO's side. Bring on the bar codes and chips.
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The Townleybomb
Man, Gavin from Kids in the Hall really grew up to be an asshole.
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memedumpster
Having seen a guy go apeshit at finding a 24 hour place somehow closed, this clip brings back some very fond memories.
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Robin Kestrel
Why do they not mention the closing on their website? Why?
http://www.torontokiosk.ca/toronto-tour/Eaton-Centre.php
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Goethe and ernie
A million stars for ended it on him asking "are you crazy?". More perfect than if it had been scripted.
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citrusmirakel
I want to invest a whole lot of time and money into having this man recognized as King of the Baby Boomers.
He is, quite simply, the pitch perfect voice of his generation.
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Dicknuts Ha ha, yeah. I love my parents and all, but the baby boomers need to all fucking die already.
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