apparently he didn't take a lot of this kind of time before he committed studio $$ to The Happening

I like that this perfectly mirrors his filmography: from somewhat conventional, if entertaining, ideas to simultaneously dull and batshit insane concepts.

Last Airbender = 5% fresh on RottenTomatoes. He is gonna need some more good ideas.

In an ingenious twist it turns out that NOWHERE ON EARTH ACCEPTS FUCKING AMERICAN EXPRESS

Waitress lists both his semi-respectable movies in the first five seconds of conversation.

Why did they sit him at the biggest table?

It must be hard being a genius of world-historical importance.

Hey! I've been in that restaurant! It's Viceroy, corner of 8th and 18th in Manhattan.

My hatred of MNS's movies and the fact that this was made just the same way prevents any stars. No wait, 5 stars for evil.

This looser again!?

Every movie he has been involved with has been total shit. Apart from Unbreakable, which was magnificent, although only 2/3rds complete. Still waiting for an ending to that one.