Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over and fuckstart her head.
Small handful of these were generally great, the rest were just variations of shit you can hear regularly on your headset playing online.
Still five for the ones that did stand out, and always five for Lebowski quotes, surprised they only used one.
I was hoping this would be more clever insults than just people stringing together profanity. Taken out of context like this, I'll bet most of these really don't have much impact to the average net denizen.
|The McK |
I think we all know this should have been ten straight minutes of Dolemite calling people no-business-having rat-soup-eating honky motherfuckers so low they'd suck an earthworm's dick.
|Innocent Bystander |
Oh come on. If you're gonna quote any insult from Stand By Me, it should clearly be "I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
Stars mostly for Glengarry Glen Ross and Malcolm Tucker.
you are a smelly pirate hooker is still one of my favorite pick-up lines
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
from female trouble
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
The Boondock Saints? Are you shitting me?
3/4 of this list is less than 3 decades old, way to ignore 3/4s of the history of cinema.
How shocking could pre 70s movie insults really be?
You look like a blueberry!
I like that I submitted this first and it got negative votes. You people are strange.
Also "Cock juggling thunder cunt" is a pretty amazing one I had never heard before, and I love it.
You've never seen the third Blade movie. Keep that up. Your life will be measurably better for it.
|K. Brass |
The Dolemite clip is all I need, really.
Now I know where you guys get your boring insult vocabulary.
Too bad you don't write movies, we're missing out on vocabulary jokes
YOU'RE the vulgarian, you FUCK.
This could have just been all GlennGarry.
Is this the same guy who did the 100 greatest movie lines of all time? Because that list was just as weak and "nothing more than 15 years old".
This could have been comprised mainly of Full Metal Jacket. B for effort, though.
YOU NO BUSINESS BORN INSECURE RAT SOUP EATING MOTHER FUCKER
|Hay Belly |
I use Son of a Motherless Goat every chance I get.
Not an insult, but my favorite quote ever:
Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Fuck your father in the shower then have a snack.
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