Hasta la vista, cake bags!
Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.
Jim Bender's going to end the wars, hooray!
that was like, almost pornographic, man.
Wait...would the financial services sector and car industry even exist if the government didn't bail them out?
Shit like this works though.
Man, I really do eagerly await the morning after the 2010 elections when they discover they didn't win half of what they expected they'd win.
Not like they'll learn anything from the error or anything. They'd take ONE seat and declare it a momentous victory for the True America.
If only that's how it actually turned out.
I'm glad someone updated Uncle Sam. It didn't make sense that he was so skinny. Who were we kidding with that?
Yay we won't have to ever pay taxes again because that's the worst thing that can happen to you as long as nothing else bad ever happens to you!
who b elieves of cakeeat
needs SFW fetish tag
I'm sorry but didn't we decide this whole issue during the Civil War?
"I'm Jim Bender, and I think you are an idiot."
Wait, how come Uncle Sam isn't black? Because I mean, none of you fucking tards gave a shit about how much the federal government was "Eating" until a black man got in the White House, right? So Uncle Sam should be black!
You probably think Santa Claus is black, too. An self-declared symbol of Christian charity? What are you, a Papist?
It's very brave for this man to run on an anti-Uncle Sam platform.
The cake is a lie.
"Hi, I'm a lying fucking douchebag, one of thousands in politics and, like all the rest, I am fucking better than you."
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Only Republitards and Teabaggers can think that pumping money into the private sector (sup Reagan) and trying to catch up to every other wealthy nation in terms of healthcare standards is some kind of "takeover".
Oh, I certainly hope the government doesn't try and take over the food industry next! Wouldn't it be awful if corporate farms got huge subsidies?!?
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I like it when the fringe right wing wanders close enough to the truth that they have to stop thinking right then and there to avoid making the next logical leap.
Will Ferrell is pretty funny here.
This gave me a tummyache.
Wait, so he wanted the banks in his state to fail completely and take all his constituents money with them? Have I got that right?
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