Pillager 
Hasta la vista, cake bags!
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.
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pastorofmuppets
Jim Bender's going to end the wars, hooray!
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kingofthenothing
that was like, almost pornographic, man.
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dek863
Wait...would the financial services sector and car industry even exist if the government didn't bail them out?
Shit like this works though.
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cognitivedissonance
Man, I really do eagerly await the morning after the 2010 elections when they discover they didn't win half of what they expected they'd win.
Not like they'll learn anything from the error or anything. They'd take ONE seat and declare it a momentous victory for the True America.
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fluffy Dear 2010:
If only that's how it actually turned out.
Love,
2013
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pastorofmuppets
I'm glad someone updated Uncle Sam. It didn't make sense that he was so skinny. Who were we kidding with that?
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Meerkat
Yo, Semitty?
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Camonk
Yay we won't have to ever pay taxes again because that's the worst thing that can happen to you as long as nothing else bad ever happens to you!
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NewHeavenSalesman
who b elieves of cakeeat
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athodyd
needs SFW fetish tag
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Senator_Unger
I'm sorry but didn't we decide this whole issue during the Civil War?
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TheSupafly
"I'm Jim Bender, and I think you are an idiot."
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StanleyPain
Wait, how come Uncle Sam isn't black? Because I mean, none of you fucking tards gave a shit about how much the federal government was "Eating" until a black man got in the White House, right? So Uncle Sam should be black!
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cognitivedissonance You probably think Santa Claus is black, too. An self-declared symbol of Christian charity? What are you, a Papist?
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MongoMcMichael
It's very brave for this man to run on an anti-Uncle Sam platform.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
The cake is a lie.
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memedumpster
"Hi, I'm a lying fucking douchebag, one of thousands in politics and, like all the rest, I am fucking better than you."
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Rum Revenge
Only Republitards and Teabaggers can think that pumping money into the private sector (sup Reagan) and trying to catch up to every other wealthy nation in terms of healthcare standards is some kind of "takeover".
Oh, I certainly hope the government doesn't try and take over the food industry next! Wouldn't it be awful if corporate farms got huge subsidies?!?
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Syd Midnight
I like it when the fringe right wing wanders close enough to the truth that they have to stop thinking right then and there to avoid making the next logical leap.
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phalsebob
Will Ferrell is pretty funny here.
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TeenerTot
This gave me a tummyache.
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paparatti
Wait, so he wanted the banks in his state to fail completely and take all his constituents money with them? Have I got that right?
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