cognitivedissonance I can't decide if these are the elite Chuck E. Cheese employees who get paid slightly better than the other ones, or if these are the bad Chuck E. Cheese employees who are being punished with humiliation and aren't allowed near food.
Doomstein The guy waving the flag has rape in his eyes.
snothouse You know, a broad Italian accent. That's what JFK quotes are missing.
urbanelf I would be less embarrassed just jerking off in front of the kids.
Camonk That mouse is neither red, white, nor blue. You've liked to me, disembodied voice, and now I hate America. I'm gonna vote democrat!